Crabby Morning

Crabby morning He looked down into the toilet bowl had shat and flushed, 80-year-old going to waste down a drain and into the sea. 70 years ago when he lived on a farm human and Animal waste was used as a fertiliser the waste had been useful potatoes grew big as did cabbages. He had read the Chines collected stuff dried it and Made it into powder and sold for strawberry farmers. He had a shower and shaved, used proper blades no electric shaver for him, he hadn`t drunk coffee yet and was cranky.