Clucked Poems - Poems about Clucked

afterglow

...A family of ducks and ducklings decided to cross noon road,
an old man slowed down his slower gait, stood on road to halt traffic,
when birds were safe, he went back to his place feeling happy like...

Sean and Chuck

...My feet are stuck in the muck, cried Chuck the duck.
Sean the swan came to his rescue across the lawn,
Chuck, grab my wing, and we’ll swing into the spring!
Chuck used his beak, as chic feathers t...

Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Old MacDonald or Afoul of Vowels

...Old MacDonald had a farm
With some noisy critters on it.
They mostly mooed, or neighed,
Or clucked, or brayed,
But some stayed
Resolutely mute,
I'm afraid.
It wasn't his equines,
Or bovines,
...

Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top

...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top...

spry buck analogous to energizing bunny 
jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus.

Home on the range 
cacophony quite absurd
PlayBoy Bunny herd
and f...

Addiction

...
Addiction damn what about it ? Its sure gets u into some  doesnt it?  
Do you ever think about the  consequences youve gone through . From being all lit..?

The  youve done just for a lil hit......

CHRISTMAS CHICKEN REVOLT

...CHRISTMAS CHICKEN REVOLT
 
Twas the night before Christmas, all through the coop,
The chickens stirred, marching down the slope.
They clucked and squawked across the street,
Fed up with being se...

Who The Police Protect, Part I

...Tyler was a real happy man,
looking down at his phone,
the mayor said,“We need less police,
their crimes are so well known.”
They’d not arrest if you stole less
than a thousand from a store,
an...

Rum N Raisin 9 - France Or Bust

...Raisin gave the globe a tap to make it slowly spin
“Rum,” she said, “it’s quite a big wide world we’re living in.”
Rum looked up from lapping milk and wiped some from his face,
“Use your nose to s...

Dead Moose

...life’s unstable death’s staid ~ recombobulation comes by getting laid 

clucked a hen to her sterile rooster ~ being axed by the kitchen maid

who was having a fling with the butler ~ he certainl...

Can'T Life's Garden Be Happy

...Can't life's garden be happy
    without thistles or thorns
  Does the rosebush need brambles
    to greet blue skies of morn

  These questions I asked my father
    and my mother ~
  They ea...

Harold the Hugh Hefner Carrot Top Buck

...Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck

Ruled his hare'm 
nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck,
(loud enough to arouse Daisy),
the former cartoon character,
a pensive searing black kind Roebuck
h...

Justice Takes Holly Down

...Holly McGilly was mean and rude to her mother today
Justice, the old honest hen heard her and was blown away
I will make that rude teenager take her rude words away
She took Holly down in the barn...

A Day In May

...The eighth of May, is mother’s day,
My son keeps chickens, eggs to lay,
Kids came for lunch, love them so, 
Told us about their chicken Flo,
Laying not easy, Flo clucked loud,
Hungry after her f...

Baby's First Rap

...Written by Gail R DeBole
on July 19, 2021
Updated September 4, 2021

A baby who lived on a farm
Would coo and gurgle with charm.
She completely amazed
Her family each day
With all of her swee...

Breathe the Fragrance of Life

...As a poet, I'm not bound by rules, only my imagination.
There's ink in my veins, gathering visions for inspiration.
I paint words on paper, instead of on canvas with a brush
Poetry is my aphrodisi...

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