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...They’re bargain basement bimbos, checkout chicks:
they know me, but I don’t recall their names.
“Good morning, sir!”  Oh, no – the same old fix!
Unrecognizable, these dime-store dames!
Guess Kare...

The Clincher

...On New Year’s Eve 1962 she looked great!
It was then that I knew our inevitable fate
We had the most wonderful time together
I didn’t know and didn’t care about the weather
Her beauty rivaled ...

My Tonsils

...I had my tonsils taken out
When I was in first grade.
My younger brother did as well
And we were both afraid.

We didn’t really get it but 
We somehow understood
That wearing P.J.’s in the car...

The Men Who Write Your Christmas Movies, Part Iii

...“If it had just been one of two messages,
I could have passed it off as an outlier,
but when it got up to forty percent…
then my own fears began rising higher.

“The clincher was the stray handf...

The Craziest Time In Istanbul

...We had the craziest time in Istanbul
We were stuck for three months during
the ongoing Pandemic
The bustling city lost it’s rhythm and rhyme
Like a heart that misses a beat one day at that time
...

Birds Are Confused

...Quite mild temps so far this winter
Not complaining, not even a whimper
Birds are confused
Tulips are excused
They think it's time, bikinis are the clincher...

Higher Education Today

...Dudes, Check out old State U's latest course catalog: 
   OK, Business 101: 'Marijuana - Get High and Stay High'
   Here's Economics 101: 'Laws of THC Demand and Supply'
And alright! Sociology 101...

A Terrible Disease

...Oh it is so sad I said in tears.
Not knowing she was deaf and blind.
In a fetal position for two years.
Clincher that she had lost her mind.
Alzheimer’s is one of my big fears.
A disease that is...

Slather My Lower Regions

...This is me, no airs, pretensions, or put-ons
Take me, squeeze me, slather my lower echelons 
May detect a wee whimper
Now here comes the clincher
Will sing Portugal's national anthem with...

Slather My Lower Echelons

...This is me, no pretensions, or put-ons
Take me, squeeze me, slather my lower echelons 
May detect a wee whimper
Now here comes the clincher
Will sing our national anthem with timbre<>

Slather My Upper Echelons

...This is me, no airs, pretensions, nor put-ons
Take me, squeeze me, slather my upper echelons 
May detect a wee whimper
Now here comes the clincher
Will sing Portugal's national anthem wit...

My Upper Echelons

...This is me, no airs, pretensions, nor put-ons
Take me, squeeze me, slather my upper echelons 
May detect a wee whimper
Now here comes the clincher
Will sing Portugal's national anthem wit...

Wrong Aisle

...
Behold the beguiled,
they're the ones who always
walk down the wrong aisle
It doesn't take much to catch their eye,
offer a free sample they might like to try
Hook 'em with the line
of...

An Unusual Colonoscopy

...I stepped in for my first colonoscopy. I was nervous everyone could see
I had a choice to be awake or put out if I was skittish...but no not me

I chose the former so I could watch my own ass on T...

Greetings To My Dentist

...Greetings to My Dentist

Just thought that I would drop by for a while
So I could show off my shiny, great smile
And also my friend here is the final clincher,
I have been brushing my nice, new ...

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