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My Tonsils

I had my tonsils taken out
When I was in first grade.
My younger brother did as well
And we were both afraid.

We didn’t really get it but 
We somehow understood
That wearing P.J.’s in the car
Would lead to nothing good.

While driving to the doctor’s
There was time for me to think
And come up with a plan. (Such acts
Are field days for a shrink.)

The oldest child had privileges
So if worse came to worst,
I got my mom to promise that
My brother would go first.

The deal was made, so I relaxed
Until the doc was prepped,
The ether waiting for my bro,
If promises were kept.

But herein comes the clincher – 
I was dragged in first and cried,
Not only for the surgery – 
My mom had flat-out lied!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 5/11/2021 7:43:00 PM
Ladies first, ilene. Ladies first! lol. How those tonsils doing now?! Everything gonna be alright. ~ Popsicle Pete
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Date: 5/10/2021 8:34:00 PM
...adding insult to injury (or should i say, "adding scandal to surgery"?) wonderfully written anecdote from youth, the last stanza is a doozy!
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Date: 5/10/2021 3:57:00 AM
Haha! Love the last stanza! I had my tonsils removed when 7 years old. The doctor had to hold me down while administering the god-awful ether. But my mother's promise of all the ice cream I could eat recuperating was true. / Maurice
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Date: 5/9/2021 11:51:00 AM
I had no choice but to Fav this one! Perfect for Mothers' Day, but sad in that it is just another example of doctors who will do anything for money! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 5/8/2021 3:14:00 PM
Lol, I bet you've never forgiven her Ilene. Tom
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