Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

Higher Education Today

Dudes, Check out old State U's latest course catalog: 
   OK, Business 101: 'Marijuana - Get High and Stay High'
   Here's Economics 101: 'Laws of THC Demand and Supply'
And alright! Sociology 101: 'Gender Identity and your Dog'

Wow! How 'bout Diversity 101: LGBTQ Conversion Issues Guide'
   OK, Psychology 101: Alcohol, Drugs and Transgender Pride'
   Here's History 101: America's Founder's Lives Don't at all Matter
And alright! Nutrition 101: Hundreds of ways to Cook Bugs for your Platter

And here's the clincher: 'Eradicate America's Evils' Lecture Series
Featured speakers include Kim Jong Un, Jinping Xi, and Sanders, Bernie

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Caren Krutsinger December 31, 2019 at 1:18 PM "get high and stay high" - I feel like that would be the course for me.

Ann Foster December 30, 2019 at 10:03 AM Oh my... wow... Ann Gershon Wolf December 30, 2019 at 3:14 PM So, what are you going to major in here, anyway, Ann?! LOL. Here's to less education --- and more knowledge! :) gw

Robert L. Hinshaw December 30, 2019 at 9:29 AM Very insightful and witty write, Gershon. So sad but true and don't no whether to laff or cry! And hard-working Moms and Dads pay for that balderdash! Oh, well! Thanks for your kind comments re the Bald and Toothless write and a Happy New Year to you and yours - Bob Gershon Wolf December 30, 2019 at 3:11 PM Amazing how worthless some college degrees can be today! Thanks, bob and Happy 2020! :) gw

Alexis Y. December 30, 2019 at 8:38 AM Lol! Gershon, I enjoy your unique style of poetry. But I think I'll pass on those courses. Have a great day. Happy New year my friend:-) Alexis Gershon Wolf December 30, 2019 at 3:13 PM Good move, Alexis! These courses won't teach you anything worthwhile anyway! Season's Joy, Gershon

Bobby May December 30, 2019 at 7:15 AM This is AWESOME GW!!! my code for my comment is M.I.T. LOL Gershon Wolf December 30, 2019 at 1:12 PM My code is id my dose. Got ady dasal spray? LOL. Thanks, Bobby. ~ Awesome GW

Kim Rodrigues December 30, 2019 at 6:00 AM Right?! Some great writing, Dude! Gershon Wolf December 30, 2019 at 1:10 PM Thanks, 'Dude!' LOL. Thanks, Kim!

Sandra Adams December 29, 2019 at 9:03 PM lol...your words made me laugh but on the courses i'll pass... the art class sounds much more fun :) hugs Gershon Wolf December 30, 2019 at 1:09 PM OK. I hear loud and clear. Art class sounds a bit more do-able! Happy trails! :) gw