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Higher Education Today

Dudes, Check out old State U's latest course catalog: OK, Business 101: 'Marijuana - Get High and Stay High' Here's Economics 101: 'Laws of THC Demand and Supply' And alright! Sociology 101: 'Gender Identity and your Dog' Wow! How 'bout Diversity 101: LGBTQ Conversion Issues Guide' OK, Psychology 101: Alcohol, Drugs and Transgender Pride' Here's History 101: America's Founder's Lives Don't at all Matter And alright! Nutrition 101: Hundreds of ways to Cook Bugs for your Platter And here's the clincher: 'Eradicate America's Evils' Lecture Series Featured speakers include Kim Jong Un, Jinping Xi, and Sanders, Bernie DON'T DELAY! SIGN UP TODAY! OPERATORS ARE STANDNG BY...

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/31/2019 1:18:00 PM

"get high and stay high" - I feel like that would be the course for me.

Ann Foster

Date: 12/30/2019 10:03:00 AM

Oh my... wow... Ann

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/30/2019 3:14:00 PM

So, what are you going to major in here, anyway, Ann?! LOL. Here's to less education --- and more knowledge! :) gw

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 12/30/2019 9:29:00 AM

Very insightful and witty write, Gershon. So sad but true and don't no whether to laff or cry! And hard-working Moms and Dads pay for that balderdash! Oh, well! Thanks for your kind comments re the Bald and Toothless write and a Happy New Year to you and yours - Bob

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/30/2019 3:11:00 PM

Amazing how worthless some college degrees can be today! Thanks, bob and Happy 2020! :) gw

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/30/2019 8:38:00 AM

Lol! Gershon, I enjoy your unique style of poetry. But I think I'll pass on those courses. Have a great day. Happy New year my friend:-) Alexis

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/30/2019 3:13:00 PM

Good move, Alexis! These courses won't teach you anything worthwhile anyway! Season's Joy, Gershon

Bobby May

Date: 12/30/2019 7:15:00 AM

This is AWESOME GW!!! my code for my comment is M.I.T. LOL

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/30/2019 1:12:00 PM

My code is id my dose. Got ady dasal spray? LOL. Thanks, Bobby. ~ Awesome GW

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/30/2019 6:00:00 AM

Right?! Some great writing, Dude!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/30/2019 1:10:00 PM

Thanks, 'Dude!' LOL. Thanks, Kim!

Sandra Adams

Date: 12/29/2019 9:03:00 PM

lol...your words made me laugh but on the courses i'll pass... the art class sounds much more fun :) hugs

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/30/2019 1:09:00 PM

OK. I hear loud and clear. Art class sounds a bit more do-able! Happy trails! :) gw