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Higher Education Today

Dudes, Check out old State U's latest course catalog: 
   OK, Business 101: 'Marijuana - Get High and Stay High'
   Here's Economics 101: 'Laws of THC Demand and Supply'
And alright! Sociology 101: 'Gender Identity and your Dog'

Wow! How 'bout Diversity 101: LGBTQ Conversion Issues Guide'
   OK, Psychology 101: Alcohol, Drugs and Transgender Pride'
   Here's History 101: America's Founder's Lives Don't at all Matter
And alright! Nutrition 101: Hundreds of ways to Cook Bugs for your Platter

And here's the clincher: 'Eradicate America's Evils' Lecture Series
Featured speakers include Kim Jong Un, Jinping Xi, and Sanders, Bernie

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/31/2019 1:18:00 PM

"get high and stay high" - I feel like that would be the course for me.

Ann Foster

Date: 12/30/2019 10:03:00 AM

Oh my... wow... Ann

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/30/2019 3:14:00 PM

So, what are you going to major in here, anyway, Ann?! LOL. Here's to less education --- and more knowledge! :) gw

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 12/30/2019 9:29:00 AM

Very insightful and witty write, Gershon. So sad but true and don't no whether to laff or cry! And hard-working Moms and Dads pay for that balderdash! Oh, well! Thanks for your kind comments re the Bald and Toothless write and a Happy New Year to you and yours - Bob

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/30/2019 3:11:00 PM

Amazing how worthless some college degrees can be today! Thanks, bob and Happy 2020! :) gw