Caveman Poems - Poems about Caveman

I have always liked the hollow dark, the cave, the sealed carcass of the night, the lightless womb of the closed seed. You said you were human, and I laughed until my belly shook the earth. I Imagined your bones cracking from the heat of a great fire. I ground my teeth with the ash of a few brittle words. "No one is 'human', we...

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With his caveman tactics For longest of hair Using not his wit But fist to scare...

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You ask me why I live in cave Caveman not want to be a slave I take a chance and look around I see that people act like clown Your little ones you not take care You always running here and there You drop them off at crazy school No discipline when they break rule They spend their time in front of screen You...

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You ask me why I live in cave Caveman not want to be a slave I take a chance and look around I see that people act like clown Your little ones you not take care You always running here and there You drop them off at crazy school No discipline when they break rule They spend their time in front of screen You...

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A caveman is a slave man to his physicality He lacks the common courage of a kind philosophy His calling isn’t running for a newfound sophistry And yet he won’t be gunning for a new maturity His progress is reflective in a procreative spree A gene that is selective in the course of history The purpose of our pleasure is...

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the den dark and ripe the caveman lumbers upward in search of his mate 10/22/2018...

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Should a caveman or woman accidentally wander into our time zone, He or she would feel right at home, With their keen ear easily able to interpret our not-so-subtle Grunts, And groans. Their good eyesight and sense of smell soon aiding them in finding a free meal. On many a movie set. With a home invite from the director or producer...

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Mr. Corporate caveman, where goest thou wayward hands? Giving boardroom ape-man grunts to the second bananas in command You love talking jungle lewd to the female office underlings Always feeling on someone else’s body wrapped packages Dino dogs love sniffing in somebody else’s kitchen; and other people morsels, they love licking Corporate cavemen love exercising unauthorized executive privilege touching Mr. Corporate caveman, I hear-tell you received some...

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The mountain breeze, Frozen fractals, heavy clouds, The hardened rocks, plains, valleys, rivers, oceans, seas, highlands, lowlands, grasslands, river basins, vegetations, rainforest, birds, trees, animals, insects... All these I know But, The big strange bird with stiff wings flying in one direction in the sky, The mechanical four moving wheels with people squeezed inside I don't See people; flesh and blood...

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A throbbing heart moistens cornea worries of the mind puffs a face a dripping nose is most ugly vulnerable spirits cling to bodies A cave is dark all day long Rains make nights darker men can dance in darkness but who notes the music? The musician dreads sunshine the cave will remain his kingdom so longs as he makes every note sweet with...

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Me mr caveman know only two words "me want" and"me hate" me want meat lots of meat me want women lots of women me want war lots of wars me want caves lots of caves me hate guy from other cave me want kill him kill his women kill his kids take whole mountain me become a big king me have slaves work for me me do absolutely nothing me drink beer me eat meat me smoke a whole field...

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Educated fools make rules that tell you and I what we should or should not do Rules needed to continue to burry you under the edification of demons To resurrect menus of abuse from a time of misuse Just like Stalin and his socialistic science A super human I mean ape is behind this The majority wants to blind us...

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A Caveman on the Prowl Grogg is not going out to hunt and gather But to see if he can find a mate he’d rather He doesn’t even need to think of some line As a hard conk on the head will do just fine...

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(This is a fictional poem) Geico.com makes fun of us and now ABC is making fun of us too. They'll both soon be bankrupt because we cavemen are going to sue. People belittle us because we're hairy and we have fleas. They don't realize that we've made some great contributions to society. You wouldn't have cars without us because we...

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Evil bearded cave-man, Eating shrimp and lobster, Claims to be a messenger of Allah, But really just a bloody mobster How many gallons of tears have you brought? How many shattered lives have you wrought? Someday we'll get the revenge that we've sought, You don't F with America and get away for long, This mighty country is just too strong So hide in your...

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