Best Caveman Poems
Below are the all-time best Caveman poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of caveman poems written by PoetrySoup members
Caveman SpeakingYou ask me why I live in cave
Caveman not want to be a slave
I take a chance and look around
I see that people act like...
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Categories:
caveman, change, crazy, life, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Caveman SpeakingYou ask me why I live in cave
Caveman not want to be a slave
I take a chance and look around
I see that people act like...
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Categories:
caveman, change, confusion, crazy, education,
Form:
Rhyme
A Caveman On the ProwlA Caveman on the Prowl
Grogg is not going out to hunt and gather
But to see if he can find a mate he’d rather
He doesn’t even...
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Categories:
caveman, funny
Form:
Rhyme
A Little Caveman ReasoningI have always liked the hollow dark,
the cave, the sealed carcass of the night,
the lightless womb of the closed seed.
You said you were human,
and I...
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Categories:
caveman, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Fancy Stress - Collaboration With the Amazing Nina ParmenterThere’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I...
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Categories:
caveman, celebration, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Beatle ManiaBeatlemania (The Fab Four As Lovers)
Once a choir boy, John turned to romance,
Fell for Yoko almost at first glance.
In full public view
In bed with...
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Categories:
caveman, celebrity, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Battle of the SexesBattle of the Sexes
A Collaboration Between: Pandita Sanchez and Eric L. Boddie
Written on September 30, 2015
As beautiful and smart as you are,
you...
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Categories:
caveman, conflict, emotions, love, men,
Form:
Epic
Lunar Ticking
American cosmonaut
moonwalking
Humanity is tethered to the line,
sweating vacuum fear facing the void
Planet of the apes ...
backwards talking
Silent film projector reel
spinning in reverse ... time capsule...
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Categories:
caveman, allusion, dark, symbolism, word
Form:
Free verse
Battle of the SexesBattle of the Sexes
A Collaboration Between: Pandita Sanchez and Eric L. Boddie
As beautiful and smart as you are,
you always seem to take...
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Categories:
caveman, anxiety, appreciation, desire, devotion,
Form:
Epic
Soul-Matehow sweet the love,
of the soul-mate soul,
who generates love,
that i can't hold,
to transfix her,
would be my measure,
the natural cuddle,
burning pleasure,
my mind,
the...
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Categories:
caveman, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
NeededIve forgotten what it feels like
to be wanted, needed
He certainly does not speak of
his need in words
He does not show it in his...
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Categories:
caveman, girlfriend-boyfriendme,
Form:
Free verse
KavanaughtyKavanaugh grew up in a cave
Never learned how a judge should behave
This caveman likes beer
And ladies must fear
Becoming this drunkard’s sex slave
Despite his bad...
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Categories:
caveman, abortion, anger, christian,
Form:
Limerick
If I'D Seen the Hungry Dino, I'D Not Be DeadIf I'd Seen The Hungry Dino, I'd Not Be Dead
Stars spits light and belts, grows old and nobody cries
Universe slyly winks and eternity sees truth...
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Categories:
caveman, creation, deep, fantasy, life,
Form:
Sonnet
The Girl In the ParkI was waiting at the bus stop, for the number nine to take me uptown,
that’s when I saw her in the park, sitting crossed-legged on...
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Categories:
caveman, poetry,
Form:
Lyric
The Magic Window ExplainedYou have asked what I do see
From my Magic Window
If you really want to know
Sit tight here I go.
From my Magic Window
I see the...
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Categories:
caveman, funnymagic,
Form:
Rhyme