Short Caveman Poems
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Cave
saturnine…murky
spelunking…painting…mining
Explorer…Caveman…Hideout…Monastery
praying…planning…plotting
penitent…palliative
Cave
8/9/2022
A Caveman on the Prowl
Grogg is not going out to hunt and gather
But to see if he can find a mate he’d rather
He doesn’t even need to think of some line
As a hard conk on the head will do just fine
This primitive caveman aggression
forms deep inside.
coming from years of anguish
I wish it would subside.
A deep red rose,
becomes the color that I see.
The worlds clarity once my vision.
I'm now a different entity.
Jared Pickett
12/27/09
Asavvy1
Form:
Cavewoman, sitting in her cave
Angry as hell: her best spear did stave
Vinny the Caveman is at fault
Eagerly chasing deer, he failed to halt
Witness what happened next
Oh, his mighty muscles did flex
Mangling the staff
And breaking that gaff
Never thinking of Rita's best spear!
how sweet the love,
of the soul-mate soul,
who generates love,
that i can't hold,
to transfix her,
would be my measure,
the natural cuddle,
burning pleasure,
my mind,
the thought does mold,
like brainwaves,
yet of old,
the caveman has control,
of the never,
maybe never?
goal...
not clever:(
droll...
endeavour..
fold
xox
what about slipped away
fade to black
Feeling good too astray
Captain caveman theme too surreal
This was one of his favourites
and have an hour and a half of silence
or dumb and dumbers
annoying noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4AmLcBLZWY&ab_channel=Movieclips
a single noise to drive you all away
Have you heard this
This
now you have
Find a hammer and chisel
Locate a granite mountain
Carve a hole to call your home
Become your best hermit
Or caveman or “cave-person”
(To be politically correct)
Take that same hammer and chisel
Remove that chip from your shoulder
(To be the best you can)
Find a bolder when you get old
Roll it in front of the entrance
(Your home is now a tomb
See you soon)
Do you think shaggy cried when scooby died?
Would a red smurf suffer from racism?
Does it bother god his name spelled backwards is Dog?
What if darkness is afraid of light?
Do tears every cry?
Why is captain caveman a captain?
Why is there no black teletubbies?
Why is it easier to hurt than help?
And finally why are we here?
Is it just to die?
Or just to live?
People and mice
live together
forever. Mice don't
care. They just know
what they like.
.
Caveman-like
tenant warm squats
food hubs,
babies' buvettes.
They navigate
with poor eyes,
by noses,
the dark
mazes.
.
I have my own
trouble with sympathy.
Oh Disney how you have
led me astray.
I hear them
unkillable with their
pitter patter feet.
We work on the Funny Farm
Charlie And I
Different Cartoon Characters everyday
Heckle and Jeckle, Droopy, Captain Caveman
Careening through the day like Homer Simpson
Curiously, where is he?
Oh, he’s around somewhere
Crusading for a better day
Because when all is said and done
We all deserve a Duff Beer at the end of the day
Paul wrote songs he
sang with his guitar.
The “cute” one, he
has come amazingly far!
The “smart” one John
went successfully solo, but
one tragic day got
murdered by a nut.
George, smoker, lead guitarist
and spiritual, “quiet” one,
got cancer. He’d composed
“Here Comes the Sun.”
Ringo, the Beatles’ drummer,
met his second wife
filming “Caveman.” They’ve enjoyed
a long, rich life.
Those people at Geico think that we cavemen are fools.
We don't appreciate their condescending commercials.
When I saw those commercials, I was shocked.
They think I'm stupid just because I sleep on a rock.
My cavemen buddies and I are really pissed.
But we do enjoy having Talia Shire for a therapist.
They think I'm primitive just because I carry a club and scratch my butt.
Why do people think that we cavemen are idiots?
Form:
Evil bearded cave-man,
Eating shrimp and lobster,
Claims to be a messenger of Allah,
But really just a bloody mobster
How many gallons of tears have you brought?
How many shattered lives have you wrought?
Someday we'll get the revenge that we've sought,
You don't F with America and get away for long,
This mighty country is just too strong
So hide in your hole and hope it's deep enough,
When it comes to courage, you ain't got the stuff.
A wooly caveman who has not bathed in years looks better than me
My hair is sticking up every which way
There is enough dirt under my nails to plant a tree
If I could see to drive I might get a haircut
I could just cut two little windows into my bangs
I have done it before
It always freaks the hairdresser out
She does not want me to tell anyone
Where I got my hair done after I do that.
It is not an easy fix apparently.
Where are my scissors?
An artifact juts from the dirt
with glib glyphs and weird words
A man holding a snake
and the outline of a lake
Seem to warn present day man
with scrawl from a caveman
Is it cryptic scribble-scrabble?
Is it ancient psycho-babble?
One finger points to the sky
Does it mean the time is nigh?
A broken ankh and a scarab
And an angry looking cherub
Seem to say, "Don't forget,
You came from the One who begets.."
Or maybe it's just a prehistoric cartoon
Drawn by some crazy loon