Buttocks Poems

Daphne Blake

...Daphne Blake was getting ready for a party
Wearing her new dress, she wished to look smarty.
Exposing her buttocks, she appeared so tarty
She revelled, not knowing she would soon fall ...

WHEELCHAIR BOUND

... WHEELCHAIR BOUND

Dots appeared and disappeared 
a single sunray flashed onto 
wheelspokes, canvas seat 
 comfortably frayed 
bought secondhand
her unexercis...

arthritis makes a poem

...Arthritis in my knees, my buttocks and my toes
Arthritis in my elbows, my calves, and my nose
Age brought arthritis into me good and hard.
I’m sure there’s a poem in this, said the optimistic bard...

WITH HER RARE FLYING WINGS

...
WITH HER RARE FLYING WINGS

Desiring to soar,
She waved her sage rainbow wings;
Peacocking the yard:-
She faked a hopscotching flight,
Strutting her well-winged buttocks.
...

Modern Bipedal Huminoides

...Tire Town USA - An old flour mill with opportunistic metalwork; 
windowless, wooden building with last century's red paint and
an open garage with Able Men clad in baggy skins of oil stained overal...

Just a Rumor

...

My thighs and buttocks have dimples…
So I'm grateful they have so much to smile about! As my stretch marks, or laugh lines rather, can attest. 
You must forgive my breasts…they've been ...

QUACK-ERS

...

Twas the night before Christmas, I finished the trees.
And feeling good cheer, I'd drank a few beers.
The treats I'd laid out didn't last very long.
As I found myself snacking, I knew that was...

''S--T Happens''

...bear and hare poop in the woods
bear to hare; "do poop get stuck to your fur?"
hare to bear; "NOPE!"
bear to hare; "Really--bear suddenly grabs hare, and wiped buttocks clean,

...

MY FIRST BORN

...So, I can also be a father was the song my anxiety sang in that labour room,
For the past nine months I had watched him grow in his mother's womb,
Now, I was called in to hear his first earthly cry...

FELICIA

...This architectural frame upon your mortal hue
Testifies God’s perfection and generosity in creation
These compartments of yours that dazzle the eye 
Are autographs that you are far above angelic b...

PICTORIAL

...??•???PICTORIAL???•??
 
Close your eyes... Open it and see,
Feed your sight as I spill, then follow me.
Zoom deep and see words ???speak 
As my pen drips??& brings to life, like a trick,4

Thi...

flower fly

...see the tiny bee?
I smirk, for it is a lie.
It is not a bee
but striped like one, it is a flower fly

Because she is small, and at nature’s mercy
He made her as great a camouflage as she can be...

Lord, Save This Unholy Baptist

...

Lord, save this unholy Baptist!?
     Her lactation, like mother's juice,
slakes thirsty tongues with creamy gist.
     To flush her slick love-chamber's sluice,
with corkscrew thumbs, and pr...

Preposterous Eros

...Preposterous Eros
by Michael R. Burch

“Preposterous Eros” – Patricia Falanga

Preposterous Eros shot me in
the buttocks, with a Devilish grin,
spent all my money in a rush
then left my heart...

Unlikely Mike, for Michael Jackson

...Unlikely Mike
by Michael R. Burch

I married someone else’s fantasy;
she admired me despite my mutilations.

I loved her for her heart’s sake, and for mine.
I hid my face and changed its conno...

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