Best Buttocks Poems

Brian bared his bare buttocks because Barry his buddy bought him a beer and bet him his bare buttocks to bare. The Bobby on beat was not into bribes, He 
busted "Brian bare buttocks" and put him behind bars....

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Hello, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttocks
I report the news, some gay, some erogenous
In Russia, I've heard
Dogs don't poop turds
They poop out little kiddies by the bucket...

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The world is in such disarray,
the congregation goes astray
but shepherds do jack squat*.

Don’t mind it, shepherd, take a break
for exercises: it will make
your buttocks smooth and taut.

* 1. absolutely nothing, Urban dictionary
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK3jSsdQ7M4

18.11.2019
Disarray Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Nina Parmenter...

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I seek my Mistress
In the shadows of trees
Pale curtains blowing in the wind

I seek my Mistress
In the banana and it's peel
Sky offering the eternal Self

I find Her in the
Violet Flame dancing
And follow her moves

She runs in sand
Swirling her buttocks
Then is lost

Once and again...

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