Short Buttocks Poems
Short Buttocks Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Buttocks by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Buttocks by length and keyword.
It Is Cold In Here
It is cold in here
Catch the frosty winter month
And whip his buttocks...
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Categories:
buttocks, july, nature, seasons,
Form:
Haiku
Fat Or Boney
Fat fluffy butt cheeks
What happens if I lose weight?
Flat boney buttocks...
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Categories:
buttocks, food,
Form:
Haiku
Haiku December 4
frothy wave's end run
naked bodies nestled hourglass
moon-ray on buttocks
© rajat kanti chakrabarty...
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Categories:
buttocks, death, december,
Form:
Haiku
Pamelakaye
There's a gal named PamelaKaye
Her writing style, poetic buffet
A sweet Texas tart
Who has a big heart
And a buttocks the size of Bombay...
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Categories:
buttocks, funny, life, people,
Form:
Limerick
Ach Toe B-R-R-R
There was a girl on the Isle of Man
Freezing her buttocks off in the can
There was no one to care
If she let off hot air
So toasting toes are now, "Owed to Jan"!...
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Categories:
buttocks, word play,
Form:
Limerick
WITH HER RARE FLYING WINGS
WITH HER RARE FLYING WINGS
Desiring to soar,
She waved her sage rainbow wings;
Peacocking the yard:-
She faked a hopscotching flight,
Strutting her well-winged buttocks.
...
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Categories:
buttocks, beauty, bird, character, extended metaphor, flying, hilarious,
Form:
Tanka
Last Time I Scampered
When was the last time I scampered
About six years ago Thursday, a disaster
Fell on my keister
My buttocks or beeper
Scampered one more time when I got plastered<>...
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Categories:
buttocks, repetition,
Form:
Limerick
''S--T Happens''
bear and hare poop in the woods
bear to hare; "do poop get stuck to your fur?"
hare to bear; "NOPE!"
bear to hare; "Really--bear suddenly grabs hare, and wiped buttocks clean,
...
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Categories:
buttocks, analogy, animal,
Form:
Light Verse
Thor Buttocks
Hello, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttocks
I report the news, some gay, some erogenous
In Russia, I've heard
Dogs don't poop turds
They poop out little kiddies by the bucket...
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Categories:
buttocks, fun,
Form:
Limerick
arthritis makes a poem
Arthritis in my knees, my buttocks and my toes
Arthritis in my elbows, my calves, and my nose
Age brought arthritis into me good and hard.
I’m sure there’s a poem in this, said the optimistic bard....
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Categories:
buttocks, age,
Form:
Rhyme
He's Flashy This Lighting Bug-
Oh' this LiGhTiNg Bug
He is so SHINES and BRIGHTLY.
He has gripping legs
BlInKiNg ABS buttocks
He flies I he's flashy
6/22/20
WRITTEN WORDS BY James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...
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Categories:
buttocks, analogy, appreciation, image, imagery, insect,
Form:
Tanka
Horses Cannot Ride Themselves
Ladies lounged in his light,
fanning the flames of overheated desires.
He, the slick poser, the bad bronco
oiled his parts while he cantered past them,
whipping his buttocks
in a most convincing manner....
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Categories:
buttocks, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
The Art of Farting
I’ve perfected the art
Of withholding a fart
I tighten my buttocks and clench
But when no one is the vicinity
I let rip with a dreadful stench
28th March 2016
Jan Allison...
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Categories:
buttocks, body, humorous, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
Brian Bare Buttocks
Brian bared his bare buttocks because Barry his buddy bought him a beer and bet him his bare buttocks to bare. The Bobby on beat was not into bribes, He
busted "Brian bare buttocks" and put him behind bars....
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Categories:
buttocks, best friend, friendship, funny,
Form:
Alliteration
Sagging Baggy Pants
sagging baggy pants
below buttocks reveal an
insecure person
so pull them up, hide
your offensive parts, find your
purpose for living
become more secure
by using your talents to
make a better world...
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Categories:
buttocks, angst, depression, family, introspection, natural disasters, people,
Form:
Senryu
Levi Love
Once upon a time, not too long before
You were adored by me but not anymore
You are mega lame
What a crying shame
Since your buttocks in Levis, I adore
Written by Diana-Marie Bombardieri
January 16, 2012...
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Categories:
buttocks, funny, love,
Form:
Limerick
Merry Time Ii
Bertha Saylor just loved fish and chips
And they all settled down on her hips
Her buttocks would groan
When she weighed ten stone*
But the seamen could all come to grips
*ten stone = US 140 lbs...
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Categories:
buttocks, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Whimsy and Hilarity
Whimsy and hilarity both shake their bare buttocks at me.
How does that help me enjoy my Southern iced tea?
They are both ridiculous and insist on all my attention.
This is a tiny bit fabricated, I guess I should mention....
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Categories:
buttocks, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Daphne Blake
Daphne Blake was getting ready for a party
Wearing her new dress, she wished to look smarty.
Exposing her buttocks, she appeared so tarty
She revelled, not knowing she would soon fall into a trap dirty
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Categories:
buttocks, beautiful, sexy, smart,
Form:
Clerihew
And the Oscar Goes To
AND THE OSCAR GOES TO
Hollywood calls him Mr. Hanks.
They pay him with baked beans and franks.
His stomach is churning.
His buttocks are burning.
But he still has time to say thanks.
9/13/2017
Name Dropper Limerick contest...
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Categories:
buttocks, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Blowing In the Wind - Inspired By a Bl Devnath Poem
Have you tried suppressing a big fart -
Clenching your buttocks is a fine art
You hope your windy gas
Doesn’t shoot out your ass
and from the room you quickly depart
7th March 2015
Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem...
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Categories:
buttocks, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Back Contorted
On the contorted back
Of Africa in tearful neglect
Based buttocks
The stoic, obese and always full
Of odd appetites
Pain in the back
Of Africa in tears
Centuries are mange
Here and there, scattered
Oh God, I deplore:
- I got tired of this shame!...
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Categories:
buttocks, africa,
Form:
Free verse
I Watch Her Bum
Oh my word we have such fun,
She has the most amazing bum,
She wiggles buttocks to and forth,
One goes south, the other north,
And should the day’s pale dusk arrive,
I watch her bottom, duck and dive,
For tis my pleasure with limit not…to
View her bouncing beauty spot...
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Categories:
buttocks, sexy,
Form:
Rhyme
I Will Never Forget
I will never forget
that day you made me
to eat hands, buttocks
of pupils in Class Five,
the ones who did not
compute the sums right.
Yet you forgot that day
to take me back to the tree
you plucked me from
Instead, kept me safely
in lonely school cupboard!
Let me too enjoy freedom...
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Categories:
buttocks, history, satire,
Form:
Personification
Little Boy
The little boy took to his heels shaking his buttocks as he saw his strict teacher approaching his way; local lasses started to laugh aloud.
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Note: This line mainly written only for the entertainment.
Sponsored by - Silent One.
Date - 10th October 2016...
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Categories:
buttocks, funny,
Form:
Free verse