Short Buttocks Poems

It is cold in here
Catch the frosty winter month
And whip his buttocks...

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Fat fluffy butt cheeks
What happens if I lose weight?
Flat boney buttocks...

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frothy wave's end run
naked bodies nestled hourglass
moon-ray on buttocks 












© rajat kanti chakrabarty...

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There's a gal named PamelaKaye
Her writing style, poetic buffet
A sweet Texas tart
Who has a big heart
And a buttocks the size of Bombay...

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There was a girl on the Isle of Man
Freezing her buttocks off in the can
There was no one to care
If she let off hot air
So toasting toes are now, "Owed to Jan"!...

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WITH HER RARE FLYING WINGS

Desiring to soar,
She waved her sage rainbow wings;
Peacocking the yard:-
She faked a hopscotching flight,
Strutting her well-winged buttocks.
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When was the last time I scampered
About six years ago Thursday, a disaster
Fell on my keister
My buttocks or beeper
Scampered one more time when I got plastered<>...

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bear and hare poop in the woods
bear to hare; "do poop get stuck to your fur?"
hare to bear; "NOPE!"
bear to hare; "Really--bear suddenly grabs hare, and wiped buttocks clean,

...

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Hello, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttocks
I report the news, some gay, some erogenous
In Russia, I've heard
Dogs don't poop turds
They poop out little kiddies by the bucket...

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Arthritis in my knees, my buttocks and my toes
Arthritis in my elbows, my calves, and my nose
Age brought arthritis into me good and hard.
I’m sure there’s a poem in this, said the optimistic bard....

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Oh' this LiGhTiNg Bug
He is so SHINES and BRIGHTLY.
He has gripping legs
BlInKiNg  ABS buttocks
He flies I he's flashy 

6/22/20
WRITTEN WORDS BY James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...

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I’ve perfected the art 
Of withholding a fart  
I tighten my buttocks and clench
But when no one is the vicinity
I let rip with a dreadful stench

28th March 2016
Jan Allison...

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Ladies lounged in his light,
fanning the flames of overheated desires.
He, the slick poser, the bad bronco
oiled his parts while he cantered past them,
whipping his buttocks
in a most convincing manner....

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Brian bared his bare buttocks because Barry his buddy bought him a beer and bet him his bare buttocks to bare. The Bobby on beat was not into bribes, He 
busted "Brian bare buttocks" and put him behind bars....

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sagging baggy pants
below buttocks reveal an 
insecure person

so pull them up, hide
your offensive parts, find your
purpose for living

become more secure
by using your talents to
make a better world...

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Once upon a time, not too long before
You were adored by me but not anymore
You are mega lame
What a crying shame
Since your buttocks in Levis, I adore

Written by Diana-Marie Bombardieri
January 16, 2012...

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Bertha Saylor just loved fish and chips
And they all settled down on her hips
Her buttocks would groan
When she weighed ten stone*
But the seamen could all come to grips


*ten stone = US 140 lbs...

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Whimsy and hilarity both shake their bare buttocks at me.
How does that help me enjoy my Southern iced tea?
They are both ridiculous and insist on all my attention.
This is a tiny bit fabricated, I guess I should mention....

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AND THE OSCAR GOES TO

Hollywood calls him Mr. Hanks.
They pay him with baked beans and franks.
His stomach is churning.
His buttocks are burning.
But he still has time to say thanks.

9/13/2017
Name Dropper Limerick contest...

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On the contorted back
Of Africa in tearful neglect
Based buttocks
The stoic, obese and always full
Of odd appetites

Pain in the back
Of Africa in tears
Centuries are mange
Here and there, scattered
Oh God, I deplore:
- I got tired of this shame!...

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Have you tried suppressing a big fart -
Clenching your buttocks is a fine art 
You hope your windy gas
Doesn’t shoot out your ass
and from the room you quickly depart

7th March 2015

Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem...

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Oh my word we have such fun,
She has the most amazing bum,
She wiggles buttocks to and forth, 
One goes south, the other north,
And should the day’s pale dusk arrive,
I watch her bottom, duck and dive,
For tis my pleasure with limit not…to 
View her bouncing beauty spot...

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Eight hours cooped up in a plane
entubed in fuselage can put a strain
on buttocks squeezed into a seat
with no stretching room for feet.
Add to that the high-pitched cry
of a backseat woman’s brat and I 
began to wonder: Was I in a plane
or a tube undergoing an inflight MRI?...

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I will never forget
that day you made me
to eat hands, buttocks
of pupils in Class Five,
the ones who did not
compute the sums right.
Yet you forgot  that day
to take me back to the tree
you plucked me from
Instead,  kept me safely
in lonely school cupboard!
Let me too enjoy freedom...

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The little boy took to his heels shaking his buttocks as he saw his strict teacher approaching his way; local lasses started to laugh aloud.
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Note: This line mainly written only for the entertainment.

Sponsored by - Silent One.
Date - 10th October 2016...

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