Short Buttocks Poems

It is cold in here
Catch the frosty winter month
And whip his buttocks...

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Fat fluffy butt cheeks
What happens if I lose weight?
Flat boney buttocks...

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frothy wave's end run
naked bodies nestled hourglass
moon-ray on buttocks 












© rajat kanti chakrabarty...

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There's a gal named PamelaKaye
Her writing style, poetic buffet
A sweet Texas tart
Who has a big heart
And a buttocks the size of Bombay...

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There was a girl on the Isle of Man
Freezing her buttocks off in the can
There was no one to care
If she let off hot air
So toasting toes are now, "Owed to Jan"!...

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When was the last time I scampered
About six years ago Thursday, a disaster
Fell on my keister
My buttocks or beeper
Scampered one more time when I got plastered<>...

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Hello, I'm your anchor, Thor Buttocks
I report the news, some gay, some erogenous
In Russia, I've heard
Dogs don't poop turds
They poop out little kiddies by the bucket...

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Oh' this LiGhTiNg Bug
He is so SHINES and BRIGHTLY.
He has gripping legs
BlInKiNg  ABS buttocks
He flies I he's flashy 

6/22/20
WRITTEN WORDS BY James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...

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I’ve perfected the art 
Of withholding a fart  
I tighten my buttocks and clench
But when no one is the vicinity
I let rip with a dreadful stench

28th March 2016
Jan Allison...

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Ladies lounged in his light,
fanning the flames of overheated desires.
He, the slick poser, the bad bronco
oiled his parts while he cantered past them,
whipping his buttocks
in a most convincing manner....

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Brian bared his bare buttocks because Barry his buddy bought him a beer and bet him his bare buttocks to bare. The Bobby on beat was not into bribes, He 
busted "Brian bare buttocks" and put him behind bars....

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sagging baggy pants
below buttocks reveal an 
insecure person

so pull them up, hide
your offensive parts, find your
purpose for living

become more secure
by using your talents to
make a better world...

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Once upon a time, not too long before
You were adored by me but not anymore
You are mega lame
What a crying shame
Since your buttocks in Levis, I adore

Written by Diana-Marie Bombardieri
January 16, 2012...

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Bertha Saylor just loved fish and chips
And they all settled down on her hips
Her buttocks would groan
When she weighed ten stone*
But the seamen could all come to grips


*ten stone = US 140 lbs...

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Whimsy and hilarity both shake their bare buttocks at me.
How does that help me enjoy my Southern iced tea?
They are both ridiculous and insist on all my attention.
This is a tiny bit fabricated, I guess I should mention....

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AND THE OSCAR GOES TO

Hollywood calls him Mr. Hanks.
They pay him with baked beans and franks.
His stomach is churning.
His buttocks are burning.
But he still has time to say thanks.

9/13/2017
Name Dropper Limerick contest...

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On the contorted back
Of Africa in tearful neglect
Based buttocks
The stoic, obese and always full
Of odd appetites

Pain in the back
Of Africa in tears
Centuries are mange
Here and there, scattered
Oh God, I deplore:
- I got tired of this shame!...

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Have you tried suppressing a big fart -
Clenching your buttocks is a fine art 
You hope your windy gas
Doesn’t shoot out your ass
and from the room you quickly depart

7th March 2015

Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem...

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Oh my word we have such fun,
She has the most amazing bum,
She wiggles buttocks to and forth, 
One goes south, the other north,
And should the day’s pale dusk arrive,
I watch her bottom, duck and dive,
For tis my pleasure with limit not…to 
View her bouncing beauty spot...

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I will never forget
that day you made me
to eat hands, buttocks
of pupils in Class Five,
the ones who did not
compute the sums right.
Yet you forgot  that day
to take me back to the tree
you plucked me from
Instead,  kept me safely
in lonely school cupboard!
Let me too enjoy freedom...

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The little boy took to his heels shaking his buttocks as he saw his strict teacher approaching his way; local lasses started to laugh aloud.
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Note: This line mainly written only for the entertainment.

Sponsored by - Silent One.
Date - 10th October 2016...

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I seek my Mistress
In the shadows of trees
Pale curtains blowing in the wind

I seek my Mistress
In the banana and it's peel
Sky offering the eternal Self

I find Her in the
Violet Flame dancing
And follow her moves

She runs in sand
Swirling her buttocks
Then is lost

Once and again...

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A Florida Man at IHOP
was charged when he posed as a cop.
They would not give him food,
so he got rather lewd;
dropped his pants right there at the shop.


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Actual headline: “Florida Man flashes buttocks at IHOP after impersonating a police officer to get free food”...

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The tree is here, still, in pure stone,
Yet my love wakes buoyant as morn
Her plump buttocks softly kneading
On sheets ,while the fragrant air quivers
To transform her rising silhouette---
Into a curve of day’s liquescent mounds.


From Noel Onat   26th Jul 2015
Complete the Lines 
No.4---Pablo Neruda...

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Always wear thongs when you’re fifty
and let those buttocks bounce
Don’t give a jot ‘bout your wobbly bot
Just flounce that extra ounce
No twin-set and pearls
nor hair in tight curls
just denim and boots
And disguising your roots
Not growing older
Just bigger
And bolder
Keep a smile on your face
And grow old in dis-grace!...

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