Bums Poems - Poems about Bums

We were hillbillies when we lived in the north But now that we are Floridians, we have to come forth Admit that we love wearing pajamas and nighties all day When I go outside, my attire scares the alligators away Now we are known as beach bums, which is okay by me. I can sit on a beach and eat...

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My job as your next President and benevolent dictator, is to live it up in the White House and not bother Americans at all. O and yes.... defund and term limit all congressmen and senators, who needs politics when we have sesame bread sticks? The irredeemably evil among us will be forced to pillow fight it out in a bouncy castle. Public spectacles of random kindness would be...

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The days just seem to be whizzing by Much faster than usual of late Seems like just a few years have passed Since going on my very first date Exciting days of discovering new things The world was shiny and new A little bit scary but an absolute blast Disappointments I've had just a few All in all it's been a fabulous journey Stopping...

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Today, I thought I’d throw the bums out When I went to vote, I gave a great shout As I pulled the lever for new candidates, I discovered they were johnny-come-lates Who weren’t any better than the last bunch. When I read their names, I had that hunch, That in four years, I’d want rid of them, too, Trying to figure out...

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Invasion of the Bums & Scarecrow-Soldiers & Pretty Ballerina’s By David J Walker What are you gonna be I donno Maybe a soldier or a bum again or a Martian My sister wants to be a ballerina But its way too cold for that The most memorable year was when my mom turned me into the tallest paper...

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Just in case this is something you didn't know before: the Dodgers don't play baseball in Brooklyn anymore. Ebbett's Field is a ballpark we will no longer see. It was torn down, and is now a part of history. Even though those boys in blue have gone away, they are still playing the game of baseball today. In a new town,...

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Bums are funny, I don't know why giggling 'til I nearly cry- Silly nicknames are so much fun like tuchis, tail, rump or buns Some are dainty, sweet or cutesy like heinie, cheeks, and petootsie Timid hinting at their meanings “back-end”, “behind”... backward leanings While some are spunky, full of sass like keister, bum, or tush, (or ass) Posterior and derriere both spell it out with...

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An amazing revelation that has long since become The universe contains neutrons, electrons, and morons The last one is quite obvious Just check out the wackiness Of the loonies at the mall with their thumbs up their bums...

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we're are team have summer dream love the beach playing folley ball we teach let that hot sun we are SUMMER BUMS...

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Bums are yummy as they swing back and forth Course I talkin' bout ladies, I have it on good source Much preferred by us gents For bums, we're hell-bent Like a drug, now in rehab but much better, of course...

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Bums are yummy as they swing back and forth Course I talkin' bout ladies, I have it on good source Much preferred by us gents For bums, we're hell-bent Like a drug, now in rehab but much better, of course...

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Bums are yummy as they swing back and forth Course I talkin' bout ladies, I have it on good source Much preferred by us gents For bums, we're hell-bent It's a drug, now in rehab but much better, of course...

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Sitting in my car waiting for Cathie My eyes darting to and fro Shorter than short shorts wherever I look My poor heart is beating so Is this gonna continue year after year Where will this madness end Not soon I hope, this is heaven on earth Lovin' it my very good friends Do they know what havoc they is a-causing Have run...

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you can tell by the smell theyer not doing well some no shoe you do what you can too as they lay you can help but say day or after dark no fence its BUMS ON THE PARK BENCH...

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make you alert to see the lazy jerks drinking and stinking standing around walking and down looking like clown some act dumd and or loner theyer ON THE CORMER BUM...

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