Bums Poems - Poems about Bums

from hillbillies to beach bums

We were hillbillies when we lived in the north
But now that we are Floridians, we have to come forth
Admit that we love wearing pajamas and nighties all day
When I go outside, my attire scares the alligators away

Now we are known as beach bums, which is okay by me.
I can sit on a beach and eat

Kick the Bums Out!

My job as your next President
and benevolent dictator,
is to live it up in the White House
and not bother Americans at all.

O and yes....
defund and term limit
all congressmen and senators,
who needs politics
when we have sesame bread sticks?

The irredeemably evil among us
will be forced to pillow fight it out
in a bouncy castle.

Public spectacles of random kindness
would be

Rubbing Bums With Famous People

The days just seem to be whizzing by
Much faster than usual of late
Seems like just a few years have passed
Since going on my very first date

Exciting days of discovering new things
The world was shiny and new
A little bit scary but an absolute blast
Disappointments I've had just a few

All in all it's been a fabulous journey
Stopping

Throw the Bums Out

Today, I thought I’d throw the bums out
When I went to vote, I gave a great shout
As I pulled the lever for new candidates,

I discovered they were johnny-come-lates
Who weren’t any better than the last bunch.
When I read their names, I had that hunch,

That in four years, I’d want rid of them, too,
Trying to figure out

Bums Scarecrow Soldiers Pretty Ballerinas

Invasion of the Bums & Scarecrow-Soldiers & Pretty Ballerina’s
By David J Walker

What are you gonna be 
	I donno 
		Maybe a soldier or a bum again or a Martian
My sister wants to be a ballerina 
		But its way too cold for that 

The most memorable year was when my mom turned me into 
the tallest paper

The Bums Play Somewhere Else

Just in case this is something you didn't know before:
the Dodgers don't play baseball in Brooklyn anymore.
Ebbett's Field is a ballpark we will no longer see.
It was torn down, and is now a part of history.
Even though those boys in blue have gone away,
they are still playing the game of baseball today.
In a new town,

Bums Are Funny

Bums are funny, I don't know why
giggling 'til I nearly cry-

Silly nicknames are so much fun
like tuchis, tail, rump or buns

Some are dainty, sweet or cutesy
like heinie, cheeks, and petootsie

Timid hinting at their meanings
“back-end”, “behind”... backward leanings

While some are spunky, full of sass
like keister, bum, or tush, (or ass)

Posterior and derriere
both spell it out with

Thumbs Up Their Bums

An amazing revelation that has long since become
The universe contains neutrons, electrons, and morons
The last one is quite obvious
Just check out the wackiness
Of the loonies at the mall with their thumbs up their bums

Summer Bums

we're are  team
have summer dream
love the beach
playing folley ball we teach
let that hot sun
we are
SUMMER BUMS

Bums

Bums are yummy as they swing back and forth
Course I talkin' bout ladies, I have it on good source
Much preferred by us gents
For bums, we're hell-bent
Like a drug, now in rehab but much better, of course

Bums

Bums are yummy as they swing back and forth
Course I talkin' bout ladies, I have it on good source
Much preferred by us gents
For bums, we're hell-bent
Like a drug, now in rehab but much better, of course

Bums

Bums are yummy as they swing back and forth
Course I talkin' bout ladies, I have it on good source   
Much preferred by us gents
For bums, we're hell-bent
It's a drug, now in rehab but much better, of course

Bums and Bumps

Sitting in my car waiting for Cathie
My eyes darting to and fro
Shorter than short shorts wherever I look
My poor heart is beating so 

Is this gonna continue year after year
Where will this madness end
Not soon I hope, this is heaven on earth
Lovin' it my very good friends

Do they know what havoc they is a-causing
Have run

Bums On a Park Bench

you can tell by the smell
theyer not doing well
some no shoe
you do what you can too
as  they lay
you can help but say
day or after dark no fence
its
BUMS ON THE 
PARK BENCH

On the Corner Bums

make you alert
to see the lazy jerks
drinking and stinking
standing around
walking and down
looking like clown
some act dumd
and or loner
theyer
ON THE CORMER BUM

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