Kick the Bums Out!

My job as your next President and benevolent dictator, is to live it up in the White House and not bother Americans at all. O and yes.... defund and term limit all congressmen and senators, who needs politics when we have sesame bread sticks? The irredeemably evil among us will be forced to pillow fight it out in a bouncy castle. Public spectacles of random kindness would be fully covered by an honest media with no agenda. Some say I am a Pollyanna, some, a cock-eyed optimist, but at this sad time my cunning secret is that I don't give a crap about your point of view, which of course, perfectly defines me as a typically jaded and pissed-off American. Vote. Vote, Vote!