from hillbillies to beach bums

We were hillbillies when we lived in the north But now that we are Floridians, we have to come forth Admit that we love wearing pajamas and nighties all day When I go outside, my attire scares the alligators away Now we are known as beach bums, which is okay by me. I can sit on a beach and eat crackers, and drink lemon tea Not only in the summer, but in the winter and fall too. I love living here with the rednecks, Trump true. I like my mumu, can wear it outside to garden or water ski. Since I am in my seventies, no one says anything to me. I became invisible a few years ago thanks to my age. Wow! We had two inches of water according to this little gauge. I have new friends now, we play bridge and use walkers too. Eat all the rich foods, some of us weigh two hundred and two. Our waistbands are elastic, there are crocs on our feet. Come over for some goodies the next time you want to eat.