Bums Are Funny

Bums are funny, I don't know why giggling 'til I nearly cry- Silly nicknames are so much fun like tuchis, tail, rump or buns Some are dainty, sweet or cutesy like heinie, cheeks, and petootsie Timid hinting at their meanings “back-end”, “behind”... backward leanings While some are spunky, full of sass like keister, bum, or tush, (or ass) Posterior and derriere both spell it out with quite a flair! But buttocks, butt, or plain “backside” bare it all- with nothing to hide Haunches, hindquarters, can or seat the list goes on without repeat... Rear-ends, bottoms, duffs, full moons all leave me laughing like a loon!