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Bum Poems - Poems about Bum

Bum Fluff
Bum Fluff I suffer acute bum fluff shortages. ...

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Categories: bum, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mums the Word
I’m the lady with a big bum A man offered quite a sum Of money to play With my bum he’d pay Until I reached out to his mum...

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Categories: bum, funny,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Put A Wiggle In Your Bum
My limericks are silly and all bout fun My attempt at putting those nasty blues on the run I don't take this task lightly Honoured and quite rightly To be the one to put a wiggle in your bum ...

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Categories: bum, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2
I could never really understand Why some women Won’t give me the time of day And seem to look the other way Or I feel like I’m being hunted And I’m their prey I just don't get it. I get so confused You either win Or You lose And it seems I don’t always have the right To choose I’m not exactly George Clooney But sadly More...

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Categories: bum, confusion, desire, fantasy, funny
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Beach bum
White Ohio body tanning under Florida sun...

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Categories: bum, sun,
Form: Monoku



Premium Member Falling On Me Bum
There must be something besides love Another good topic for a poem Perhaps I'll write about nature and stuff And the chilly winds a-blowin' November in Canada has that nip in the air That foretells of the season ahead For those that are into those winter sports Bet you're can't get it out of your head Well maybe when I was a very...

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Categories: bum, weather,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Tickle Me Bum
Tickle me bum and call me Lucy Everything's loopy and totally groovy Lost half a pound Look great in a gown Next I'll star in a Hollywood movie...

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Categories: bum, fun,
Form: Limerick
Gazoon
A baboon who had charm, grace and flair had a steamy and lurid affair with a slender gazelle who conceived very well a gazoon with a reddish derriere....

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Categories: bum, animal, child, lust, red,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Some Bum
That man you see, On the streets he be Living with nothing to his name He holds no one to blame. You call him a bum Doesn't matter where he has come from Wasn't his choice to be on the street. Living without no heat That man you see That man is me Dreams that were mine My light did shine Once upon a time Before life became...

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Categories: bum, beautiful, birth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Sun Bum
a sun bum withstands the rays falling like light-rain - godsend with eyes closed...

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Categories: bum, sun,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Had They Committed the Bum
The actor was acting up whilst falling down, then tumbling like Jack and Jill, watering his career with the director’s tears. Those tears they turned the reel into a real mistake that killed the mistaken idea that the actor couldn’t act. Oh, he’d act whilst playing a wall or packing a wallop. He could play it straight after emptying a barrel of hops. He’d monkey around, sure enough, but the reel...

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Categories: bum, angst, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Still Fall On My Bum
A hearty good morning my friends The rest of my life is just around the bend Seems just like yesterday With a rattle I played Now use a walker still fall on my end...

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Categories: bum, age,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bum
You wake up at night, Heart filled with fright Sweat on your brow But it fades into nothing now Age in my eyes Shows how time flies Time on my hands And no one understands Listening to the voices in my head Doing what I want instead The beat goes on but the timing is wrong Who would if thought it take this long Waiting...

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Categories: bum, anniversary, anti bullying,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Loser the Freak the Bum
That is my choice, not yours. You chose to do the damage you did. You chose to use your power over your kid. Trust is alien to me. Trust someone who was supposed to love unconditionally? Did it just get too much? The threats made to lose touch! The pain and damage you refuse to see. Pain and damage living...

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Categories: bum, absence, abuse, age, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Bum
My kid is cool A real surfer with blonde hair to match The waves come without warning Riding is a thrill for us all Calm to the peak with explosive prickles Rain or shine we ride Out or in I wonder if we really have a choice Love is unconditional Patience wears thin...

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Categories: bum, life,
Form: Free verse

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