Short Bum Poems
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CHILLE DOG
I’m the lady with a big bum
A man offered quite a sum
Of money to play
With my bum he’d pay
Until I reached out to his mum
So what has become
Of that guy the bum
They will ask
When I show up
Lost some weight
And begun
Again
My friend
Ever to reach
The end
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He sewed his bum
and had a hum.
And realized then
his hunger'd numb.
So what he ate
was smiling grace
When from behind
was craving's faced.
A baboon who had charm, grace and flair
had a steamy and lurid affair
with a slender gazelle
who conceived very well
a gazoon with a reddish derriere.
Responding to James Frasers' "Lips of Velvet Touch"
With eyes of beauty
Powder blue rounded petals
Silky is her bum
Jared Pickett........8/28/09
Agnetha's bottom was a joy to behold
Watching her cavort, made me lose control
A bum so firm
Made me squirm
Wish I could've fiddled inside her camisole
Tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Everything's loopy and totally groovy
Lost half a pound
Look great in a gown
Next I'll star in a Hollywood movie
Butts are fine for any type of cleason
Where all are lign for any line of reason
That all are pined for
any kind of deason
So all who'd know
far any kind of feason
Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Everything's loopy and totally groovy
Lost half a pound
Look great in a gown
Next stop Hollywood to make a movie
Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Everything's loopy and totally groovy
Lost half a pound
Look great in a gown
Next I'll star in a Hollywood movie
Agnetha's bottom was a joy to behold
Watching her cavort, made me lose control
A bum so firm
Made me squirm
Wish I could've fiddled inside her camisole
Twiddle de twiddle dum
That’s how it is with me and my rum
Called a friend to join the fun
He turned out to be a bum
So it remains with me and my rum
Twiddle de twiddle dum
This guy's not just another pretty face
Got brains up my bum, quite a weird place
You guessed it
A bit of a twist
A vision you'll have lots of trouble to erase
My bum is spreading I noticed today
From sitting and contemplating bygone days
Sedate I've become
To old age I've succumbed
No more sit ups, I don't even shave
This guy's not just another pretty face
Got brains up my bum, quite a weird place
You guessed it
A bit of a twist
A vision you'll have lots of trouble to erase
Do you know what really burns my bum
A flame bout three foot six that's sure not fun
I yelp and scream
My ears emit steam
My eyebrows get singed whatta sad outcome
A hearty good morning my friends
The rest of my life is just around the bend
Seems just like yesterday
With a rattle I played
Now use a walker still fall on my end
This guy's not just another pretty face
Got brains up my bum, quite a weird place
You guessed it
It's a bit of a twist
A vision you'll have lots of trouble to erase
Dined at an upscale steak house last night
Served by a sweetie so charming and bright
Made our evening
And as we were leaving
Patted her on the bum what great delight
Frequented an upscale steak house last night
Served by a sweetie so charming and bright
Made our evening
And as we were leaving
Patted her on the bum much to MY delight
The sillies are popping up thick and fast
Hard to keep up, my archives are vast
My eyes are crossed
From my bum there's exhaust
Really kinda worried bout a nuclear blast
The sillies are popping up thick and fast
Hard to keep up, my archives are vast
My eyes are crossed
From my bum there's exhaust
Really kinda worried bout a nuclear blast
Ya know this guy's not just another pretty face
Got brains up my bum, and other weird places
You guessed it
A bit of a twist
A vision you'll likely have trouble to erase