Short Bum Poems
Short Bum Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bum by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bum by length and keyword.
its make you jump
and hump
and stump
with some
theyer bum
everything funny
they call you hone
they have the
LOVE OF MONEY
Categories:
bum, confusion, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
I was born at a very young age.
First the head, then my bum.
Uncertain of which town it was.
Just in the bed with mum.
Categories:
bum, birth,
Form:
Free verse
I gave her a punch on her nose
She gave me a punch on my bum
We were pleased as Punch
Amantium irae amoris integratio est
Categories:
bum, fun,
Form:
Light Verse
Licky butt, oh, licky butt
Lick your bum my lovely puppy
Gonna feed you a dead guppy
It's belly up
So feed it to the pup.
Categories:
bum, 1st grade, animal, cute, dog, love, pets,
Form:
Lyric
it comes once a year
family to share
a meal
mabe on wheel
for some
mabe a bum
who have some friends
THANKGIVEING IS HERE AGAIN
Categories:
bum, food,
Form:
Light Verse
its time to have a say
so don't play
have all the tools
you can't lose
don't be a bum
its out there get some
that
DAY HAS COME
Categories:
bum, adventure, black african american,
Form:
Light Verse
its
have your that time
you have in mind
quick food
and it so cool
let mind be like a log
have youe self
a
CHILLE DOG
Categories:
bum, addiction, desire,
Form:
Light Verse
I’m the lady with a big bum
A man offered quite a sum
Of money to play
With my bum he’d pay
Until I reached out to his mum
Categories:
bum, funny,
Form:
Limerick
am a beach bum
i love the sun
also run
like wear
and feel the air
a pair that fashion
am like onasses
i love
SUN GLASSES
Categories:
bum, adventure, art,
Form:
Light Verse
My boss has a signature technique when he has me on the carpet.
He removes the stick from his bum and proceeds to beat me with it.
Categories:
bum, bullying,
Form:
Couplet
Hot chick,
How slick
Short skirt,
Must flirt
Firm bum,
Oh yum
A bulge,
Oh fudge!
Shemale,
Wrong trail!
10/25/2016
Categories:
bum, funny, gender, humor, humorous, identity,
Form:
Footle
Calm, Balm
Soothe
Level, Even
Smooth
Munch, Crunch
Eat
Bottom, Bum
Seat
Chair, Floor
Sit
Key, Lock
Fit
Wave, Save
Rescue
Categories:
bum, 1st grade,
Form:
Rhyme
deserver a break
your not fake
need get out
and about
have some fun
go to the sun
your not bum
if no one els
TREAT YOUR SELF
Categories:
bum, business
Form:
I do not know?
Around my desk I chase the words
Some ridiculous, some absurd.
Petootsie flashes me with her bum
Multiplication demands a little sum
Categories:
bum, writing,
Form:
Light Verse
Psychic parents - when did they come?
Geez, Mom, stop being a bum!
I want to live a normal life
Listening sometimes brings up strife!
Categories:
bum, life
Form:
I do not know?
In the following months to come
Want to lose the weight off my bum
Will go to the gym
Will try to think thin
But to toffees I will succumb
Categories:
bum, hope,
Form:
Limerick
Some bum
drank rum
Fi - fie
fo - fum
Blood smelled
he yelled
Turned glum
'twas Mum
Categories:
bum, drink, mother, murder, poetry,
Form:
Footle
Please Nurse, can you come,
I have a pimple on my bum.
It hurts makes me cry,
Do you think that I might die?
Nurse, hurry, please run.
Categories:
bum, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
A grown man sucking his thumb
Was laugh at and called a bum
He couldn't believe
The hate he'd received
And though those people were dumb
Categories:
bum, humor,
Form:
Limerick
You're tired of studying the spring?
Rise above that and learn to swing.
It's oscillatory motion, you bum,
The science of the pendulum.
Categories:
bum, humor, science,
Form:
Epigram
Somewhere in the depths of despair
I saw a bare bum in the air
But how could they choose
To win or to lose
Instead of deciding to share?
Categories:
bum, depression,
Form:
Limerick
So what has become
Of that guy the bum
They will ask
When I show up
Lost some weight
And begun
Again
My friend
Ever to reach
The end
Categories:
bum, absence, adventure, allusion, america,
Form:
Free verse
R. Kelly did meet Lucy Furr
But - dang it all - she did not purr!
He sang, "Bum Rap"
But that was crap
Because his peers would not concur
Categories:
bum, judgement, music,
Form:
Limerick
Nurse, can you come
I have a huge pimple on my bum
It hurts me and it makes me cry
Do you think that I might die?
Nurse, please hurry, run
Categories:
bum, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
A woodpecker just loves to tap
The moment they go for a nap
The wife laughs, "Tee hee!
You're not fooling me!
I know its another bum rap!"
Categories:
bum, word play,
Form:
Limerick