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Boxers Poems - Poems about Boxers


Eyes Fastened On Tennis and Dennis
Some girls’ eyes were fastened on Dennis Doing wonderful Tennis In boxers poorly screening , Much to the dismay of his First Niece, His sometimes-raging, Girlfriend Eunice, A Christian Mother he’d rendered service But not to Arch Enemy Elvis With him competing in their office… “For long have I been expecting this From a man who’d named me Novice”...

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Categories: boxers, allusion, conflict, games, prejudice,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Boxers Advice
A friendly boxer up in Green Bay counsels townsfolk day after day A sagacious old dog with a website and blog He advises: Less work and more play!...

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Categories: boxers, humor,
Form: Limerick



Left Handed Boxers
There has never been a southpaw, Who has the crushing show made poor; Each in the ring a carnivore, His left hook, his wasting death jaw, Your swollen eyes already a law Before the last bout on the floor. A lateral body positioning That The Left Thing keeps conditioning, From the ring catapulting a victim...

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Categories: boxers, career, courage, people, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Boxers
Boxers by M. Griswold 01032001 Me little wee be a little a wagg’n. Swing’n over me little a bagg’n. It’s a flipp’n round, to and fro. Bounce’n off me legs, don’t ya know. It be a jounce’n from left to right. Cause me boxers are loose, they ain’t tight. There be to much motion ago’n on down there. For me wee be aroused and think’n...

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Categories: boxers, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gayly Printed Boxers
Send us one hundred and fifty dollars And we'll send you a year's worth of gayly printed boxers They will make you proud Prancing around in a crowd Oblivious to the stares you'll get at the doctors...

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Categories: boxers, silly,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Dancing In My Boxers
Dancing in my boxers till the break of dawn So invigorating and joyful, like a lithe wee fawn Pirouettes and pliés Like a joyful ballet My troubles and strife are suddenly gone...

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Categories: boxers, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dancing In My Boxers
Dancing in my boxers till the break of dawn So invigorating and joyful, like a lithe wee fawn Pirouettes and pliés Like a joyful ballet My troubles and strife are suddenly begone...

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Categories: boxers, silly,
Form: Limerick
A Turkey In Boxers
He hops around 'Cause he can't fly, Tries to put on boxers Then he starts to cry. He thinks he's a human Instead of a meal, I think he walked off my table "Hey, what's the deal?" He trips and he falls Lands on the floor, The boxers land on his head He feels rather...

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Categories: boxers, art,
Form: Rhyme
Boxers
The FIRST round of the fight began evenly matched. But then, that look... THAT LOOK knocked me out....

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Categories: boxers, desire, love, lust, sensual,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Boxers Or Briefs
It's quite a dilemma You've posed on us guys It's one or the other But I don't know why I quite love them both But for choice I am glad I think it depends If I'm happy or sad The freedom of boxers Can bring me much joy My parts swing freely I could pose for Playboy But wearing my tighties I feel so secure When I'm wearing tight...

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Categories: boxers, funny,
Form: Quatrain
A Boxers Prayer
Lord,let my legs move, so i can walk to the middle of the ring, let my arms work hard to gather many points. Lord,let my ears hear, so i can listen to my coach, lt my waist bend, to move from the punches. Lord, let my eyes see, so that i can look into my opponets eyes. let my mind think of what to do next. Lord,...

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Categories: boxers, sports, me, me,
Form: Sonnet
The Boxers' Motto
. To hit hard and not to be hit, boxers believe each jab and hook and straight to chance they just can't leave. Yeah, with punches, it's better to give than to receive! ....

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Categories: boxers, sports
Form: Limerick
Boxers, Past & Present
The Greek and Roman athletes Wore studs of iron on each hand; Beating and clawing each other, Like two tigers on the sand. The English called it boxing first, To pound someone with your fist. Mostly it was done for money But sometimes by those just pissed. Matches of the bare-knuckle days Lasted fifty rounds or more, 'Till one man's towel would...

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Categories: boxers, inspirational,
Form: Rhyme

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