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A Turkey In Boxers

He hops around 'Cause he can't fly, Tries to put on boxers Then he starts to cry. He thinks he's a human Instead of a meal, I think he walked off my table "Hey, what's the deal?" He trips and he falls Lands on the floor, The boxers land on his head He feels rather sore. Now that his eyes are covered He can't see a darn thing, Runs into the back door Across the room, the boxers fling. He finally gives up And sprawls on the floor, Has a lump on his noggin' I thought I might have heard him swore. Copyright Cynthia Jones Aug.20/2005

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 4/15/2015 7:37:00 PM
This is one original poem and definitely not a turkey. Funny stuff, Cynthia. This turkey didn't want to know the 'deal'
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Date: 4/14/2015 9:43:00 AM
Poor Mr. Turkey. You know, I could have lived my whole life and never heard of or seen a turkey in boxers, but I got a visual on that poem and I think my panties are wet.
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Date: 4/14/2015 6:06:00 AM
nice poem has good rhyming too, rezly liked i like the part where he runs into the door...lol...keep writing your good at it..
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Date: 4/14/2015 5:53:00 AM
nice poem, i could actually visualise the turkey falling from your plate nice splendid job i even cracked a smile and applauded in laughter...more please a.s.a.p
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