Bit Poems - Poems about Bit

Yeah, I know my poetic oeuvre contains a fair bit of junk. But you know what? Even God created something called a skunk. In the works of all unparalleled thinkers, you can expect to find quite a few genuine stinkers ~ most art never attains great heights ~ most just immediately goes kerplunk. Bonus verse I don't take myself too seriously. If...

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Dorian Grey has lost all trace of his self-image. His portrait remains covered over and hidden away. Like many of us he collects his social security, daily entertains himself by watching cat videos on YouTube, and writing the odd melancholy muse just like any other 200-year-old....

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Brooding at the bar, Wishy was being a little bit washy. The whiskey had made his speech a little bit sloshy. I said, "Wishy, I have no idea ~ what is it you want me to say?" He moaned, "Trishy was never really Wishy's, now was she?” ...

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If Elon Musk were a little bit more street smart, he’d train his SpaceX robots in the subtle art of picking up the piles of doo that dogs have strewn on every American street and avenue. That would go a long way into his fulfilling his “Make America great again” part. ...

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Loud crazy-sounding hullabaloo in the center of town Carnival? Fiesta? Mobsters? Balloon-shaping clown? We could not wait for our parents to slumber Creeped out of our windows, hid behind piles of lumber Ran down there to see whatever mischief we could The square was empty except for a lone pile of pine wood Our parents’ cameras had shown them what we...

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I want to feel your love for me Don’t leave me confused and in agony I want to feel the love from you I’ll take hugs, kisses, and quality time on any day I need to feel loved I need to feel safe with you and comfort from you Materialistic things will never keep me Sex...

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she’s a bit round he was quickly told they forgot to mention she was truly old she can play music and sing well too Her teeth are straight, her hair is blue She has a sense of humor tall as a giraffe You should hear this woman truly laugh She would be a terrific blind date for you They never mentioned she...

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I know winter is breathtaking to behold. with all the divine frosted snow filigree: meadows in a blanket pristine white and cold, usually, I would be walking with glee; to relish each winter scene that will unfold. But, today it is way below sub zero, so, no way thanks because I am no hero. So, I will write about the warmth...

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A bit of snow is just enough To make the traffic slow And add some time to get to Where it is you want to go. A bit of snow can coat the path And maybe make you slip, So walking gingerly prevents A broken leg or hip. A bit of snow can form a pile You need to shovel...

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Twas the night before Christmas, Santa in panic. Each year Christmas Eve became more and more manic. The world’s population was growing and growing And, with climate change, it never stopped snowing The old sleigh had certainly seen better days. It barely could cope with how much Santa weighed. And Santa himself was well past retirement; The reindeer no longer up to...

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A little bit of loveliness Goes a long way It can change a mood Or make a day A little bit of loveliness Comes in all shapes and forms It is not a cure or solution Simply calms a mind and a heart it warms So treat yourself to a little bit of loveliness Impart or share with another Feel its uplifting strength And the...

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The dog barked a bit too much, too often Oftentimes engendering a response from others This annoyed the owners of the barking dogs. In an effort to stop their dogs from barking They petitioned the owner of the instigator. A Bark arrest collar was employed as a solution. When the house was broken into and robbed There were questions as to why...

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See if you gave an E to Batman Would he be hyper vigilant...

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To many, you are like rainbows, In the sky when the sun refracts, That, once in a blue moon it glows, Though one, all eyes it still attracts. Their gazes just see you in part, 'Cos most of your beauty you hid, Still you glaze their views with your art, But to me, your love has no lid. Even when my mouth is...

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A BIT OF A LONER I’ve always kept myself to myself, Folk find me a bit of a bore. I had just three friends on Facebook, Though I would have liked a few more. But then I won the lottery And now I’ve a hundred and four. ...

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