I went out for a walk along the beach
Didn't know that I was exposing my cheeks
Bikini bot dropped off
When I had a few coughs
Couldn't feel a thing, but I heard the loud shrieks.
.
ohh do
you
wax it
lap
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.
'cauze
she off
took'em
duuh
hahahaaaa
not
i off
took'em
silly
.
'cauze i know
him
and knowz
he
me
and all
we
agree
he'll take thuh one
wit
thuh stringz
two
'tached hiz digits
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Hope I'm the only one you call beb
Every time you go to bed
Keep it low-key with them blues
Or listen to my lyrical bars
You Promised to be my only
I go keep it a hundred with you bae
You pretty thick with some big booty
I love everything 'bout your body
Go put on your bikini
Lemme take you out to the beach
Bang you hard from the bay
With no sweeting in its coastal breeze
surviving_pawn
Laying out by the pool, Jules was caught
wearing less than the rules said she aught
She was asked by the cop
why she'd cast off her top
Her reply? "it's s July and I'm hot"
Spring is sprawling
out there somewhere
in a Bikini on a Beach
drinking Beer
toes in the sand
glass in hand
while snowflakes are falling
and winter's still here
then when good old
sunny summer comes
(and swallows do too)
oh to go Barefoot
in a Boat on the sea
Barbecue in the garden
play Ball in the park
fun in the sun 'til evening twilight
lowers the night with a curtain of dark
1946 United States authorities
chose to exercise freedom of choice
and forcibly relocated 167 Marshall islanders
King Juda he agreed as their voice
from Bikini Atoll east to Rongerik
a small island which adequate resources lacked
with the promise they would return
so much for the U.S. Right of Freedom Act
and with little regard to radiation or fallout
the beautiful coral lagoon's sad fate
was a nuclear weapon testing site
twenty-three tests in all 'til 1958
but scientists miscalculated
a dry-fuel thermonuclear bomb they blew
.
she knows better
mine frenetic
digits
theirn
tourette's
mine crystal
end
armand de
night
There once was a buxom lass, Suzy May
Went in the sea on a hot August day
She got out, there was laughter
And all stares were upon her
A freak wave had put her boobs on display...
Wakey, wakey, shakey, shakey, earth is quakey, quicky, quicky, git up head down feet up turn round, then do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, then turn your inside out -- Far Out!
Shakey, shakey, wakey, wakey, bakey, bakey, shake and bakey. Lakey lady lava cover, spilling over pithy pity.
Lady lava Lava Lady is Liquid Dating, with backyard barbeques getting her dance card filled up down at the Jam Bury your town hold down slow glow from no-town favorites, Let Us Nights end in pits, singing "On and On." See her glowing revues.
Come 'on 'ear duh noize, gurlz rock' 'em boize, make sure you use the real McCoys, oh, whoa, yeah, yeah--NOIZE!
You know they come in threes, you can feel it in the breeze, you see coconut fall off the trees, oh, whoa, yeah, yeah.
Quakey wakey mighty tidy, surf you jerks, the waves are crazy, topsy turvy--move away curvey. Itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-bikini'--OOPS (pass your bedtime)
All That Hen came out of the dressing room to prance and strut
She wore an orange bikini that showed off her enormous butt.
The other hens were askance, thinking her off in her head.
“Doesn’t everybody have a bikini?” All That Hen promptly said.
O, for a bite of chocolate
a tiny lick of fudge
Alas, it is impossible
her nutritionist will not budge
If she were a highly paid professional
she could bribe the priest at confessional
to let her nutritionist know
her intake of sweets is below zero
But our competitor is as poor as poor can be
she'll have to devise a different theory
Aha! The girl's got it!
This year's there no wheelchair bikini competition
Now her hopes may come to fruition
ALL A MAN REALLY WANTS, IS A GIRL WHO LOOKS
GOOD IN A BIKINI
“All a man really want’s,” really?
Don’t you get me going.
I haven’t been the one men want,
not enough boobs … showing.
“All a man really wants,” really?
To win the lottery!
Buy a mansion, as a Love Trap,
where sexy girls ... will be.
“All a man really wants,” really?
A car -Lamborghini .
Passenger sexy long leg gal,
bra measures … 46 G!
Above desires just a few wants,
men’s list could go on.
Add all the girls in Bikini’s,
especially … a thong!
No they don’t … but then … Yes they do!
On the beach girl’s body must rock,
what shallow man would pray
In office, her brains important,
not have the other … way.
“All a man really wants is a girl
who looks good in bikini.”
YES- whose at his beck and call with,
a cold … Martini
August 27, 2023
Contest “ All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini
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All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone
Beautiful she looks,
standing up on the beach,
a ten body inside of a bikini
at the age of twenty.
She married on old man,
who didn't look as good
with or without clothes.
He was as rich as empty,
looking for a bikini,
with long legs and short brain.
He found the the one,
the soulmate to be with.
He looked at his choice,
once again, he was enchanted,
because she looked good on her bikini.
After a few years,
she was looking better than never.
She was standing on the same
beach, with the same bikini
and a brain.
Divorced from the man
that still keeps looking
for bikinis on long legs
showing on the beach
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