Bikini Poems

Summer by the Pool

Laying out by the pool, Jules was caught
wearing less than the rules said she aught

She was asked by the cop
why she'd cast off her top

Her reply? "it's s July and I'm hot"

7 B's Of Summer

Spring is sprawling
out there somewhere
in a Bikini on a Beach
drinking Beer
toes in the sand
glass in hand
while snowflakes are falling
and winter's still here
then when good old
sunny summer comes
(and swallows do too)
oh to go Barefoot
in a Boat on the sea
Barbecue in the garden
play Ball in the park
fun in the sun 'til evening twilight
lowers the night a curtain

Bikini

1946 United States authorities
chose to exercise freedom of choice
and forcibly relocated 167 Marshall islanders
King Juda he agreed as their voice
from Bikini Atoll east to Rongerik
a small island which adequate resources lacked
with the promise they would return
so much for the U.S. Right of Freedom Act
and with little regard to radiation or fallout
the beautiful coral lagoon's sad

no string bikini

.

      she knows better

        mine frenetic
              digits
              theirn
         

Suspicious Upper

     Planned a pretty picnic, yet didn’t predict 
     Pigs begged - please eat us
     Allocated table had laid out a feisty feast
     Mince never been seen since 

     Rolled in crackling casing, their fatty

Interview with Bikini Atoll

Interviewer:
What is the original name for your island chain now called Bikini? 
What happened to it? 
What has it become here and now?
What is your future?
Bikini Atoll:
Well where do I begin?
We have been assaulted from the very beginning.
The name for the island is 'Pikinni', 
meaning a "flat surface of coconuts". 
German colonials corrupted this to

Suzy May's Bikini Mishap

There once was a buxom lass, Suzy May
Went in the sea on a hot August day
She got out, there was laughter
And all stares were upon her 
A freak wave had put her boobs on display...

Vogon Bikini

Wakey, wakey, shakey, shakey, earth is quakey, quicky, quicky, git up head down feet up turn round, then do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, then turn your inside out -- Far Out!

Shakey, shakey, wakey, wakey, bakey, bakey, shake and bakey. Lakey lady lava cover, spilling over pithy pity. 

Lady lava Lava Lady

Doesn'T Everybody Have a Bikini

All That Hen came out of the dressing room to prance and strut
She wore an orange bikini that showed off her enormous butt.
The other hens were askance, thinking her off in her head.
“Doesn’t everybody have a bikini?” All That Hen promptly said.

Bikini Competition

O, for a bite of chocolate
    a tiny lick of fudge
  Alas, it is impossible
    her nutritionist will not budge

  If she were a highly paid professional
    she could bribe the priest at confessional
  to let her nutritionist know
    her

All a Man Really Wants, Is a Girl Who Looks Good In a Bikini

ALL A MAN REALLY WANTS, IS A GIRL WHO LOOKS
GOOD IN A BIKINI


“All a man really want’s,” really?
Don’t you get me going.
I haven’t been the one men want,
not enough boobs … showing.

“All a man really wants,” really?
To win the lottery!
Buy a mansion, as a Love Trap,
where sexy girls ... will be.

“All a man really wants,”

Bikini Forever

All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone




Beautiful she looks,
standing up on the beach,
a ten body inside of a bikini
at the age of twenty.

She married on old man,
who didn't look as good
with or without clothes.

He was as rich as empty,
looking for a bikini,
with long legs and

Loretta Hen Wore a Bikini

Loretta was wearing a bikini with polka dots that dazzled.
We were loving her attitude, it was wild, sweet and razzled.
Many were fearful for she had more confident than most.
I liked her a lot when I realized she was my henhouse host.

She played Beach boy’s music, and you know it’s always right.
She was dancing with joyful

A Girl Who Looks Good In a Bikini

“All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone

A GIRL WHO LOOKS GOOD IN A BIKINI

With youth this is so. So longingly leering at hourglass shape.
A tan is a plus. Plus exotic or blonde hair, long and exciting.
With a cocktail, a must. Must find way, to be close

Little Bikini On the Beach

"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone

More skin makes my heart pound,                                  

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