Bikini Competition
O, for a bite of chocolate
a tiny lick of fudge
Alas, it is impossible
her nutritionist will not budge
If she were a highly paid professional
she could bribe the priest at confessional
to let her nutritionist know
her intake of sweets is below zero
But our competitor is as poor as poor can be
she'll have to devise a different theory
Aha! The girl's got it!
This year's there no wheelchair bikini competition
Now her hopes may come to fruition
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