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A funny Summer Limerick Poetry Contest

Suzy May's Bikini Mishap

There once was a buxom lass, Suzy May
Went in the sea on a hot August day
She got out, there was laughter
And all stares were upon her 
A freak wave had put her boobs on display...

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John Read

November 12, 2024 at 8:30 AM

No better sight for sore eyes, love your sense of humour Tom.

Tom Cunningham

November 12, 2024 at 10:11 AM

Thank you very much John, stubbed my toe once walking on the promenade, I got distracted lol. Tom

Panagiota Romios

October 9, 2024 at 12:26 PM

A racy one Tom and funny, too. Pangie.

Panagiota Romios

October 9, 2024 at 4:43 PM

Pray for those in Florida. Many of us have friends or relatives there. Elena wishes you the best. Pangie xx

Tom Cunningham

October 9, 2024 at 1:20 PM

Thank you very much Pangie, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Alesia Leach

August 31, 2024 at 8:56 AM

I really enjoyed this it's funny, your a clever humorist.

Tom Cunningham

August 31, 2024 at 10:10 AM

Thank you very much Alesia, I'm happy you enjoyed it, Every girls worst nightmare though. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

August 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM

Hate when that happens. Haha. Congrats

Tom Cunningham

August 19, 2024 at 8:21 PM

Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Andrea, maybe a one piece swimsuit is the answer, little or no risk lol. Tom

Valsa George

August 18, 2024 at 8:43 PM

When I come back to your limerick, I cannot help hiding my smile. Congratulations on your great placement, dear Tom.

Tom Cunningham

August 19, 2024 at 7:46 AM

Thank you very much for your return visit and congrats Valsa I'm happy you enjoyed it a second time around. Tom

Paula Goldsmith

August 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM

Back with Congratulations on your win. What a Creative/Fun Limerick write. I enjoyed reading your fun write again. Have a fun day writing away....................

Tom Cunningham

August 19, 2024 at 7:46 AM

Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Paula. Hope your week is off to a good start. Tom

Tania Kitchin

August 18, 2024 at 6:32 AM

Tom, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious limerick.

Tom Cunningham

August 19, 2024 at 7:45 AM

Thank you very much Tania, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Just got back. Thanks too for hosting the contest. Hope your keeping well. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler

August 14, 2024 at 11:08 AM

Oops! I say with all modesty that happened to me while trying to learn to water ski. (many years ago, thank goodness - no sneers or jeers - a few giggles and sniggles - and a very red face). :)

Tom Cunningham

August 14, 2024 at 12:18 PM

Thank you very much Linda, from some of the comments you're not alone, it's surely every girls nightmare. My week is going well, I hope yours is too. Tom

Paul Callus

August 10, 2024 at 2:52 PM

So funny, Tom! That wave is no freak....probably controlled by human hands :) happens too often! ~ Regards // paul

Tom Cunningham

August 10, 2024 at 6:51 PM

Lol you're probably right Paul, probably assisted by AI. Tom

Eve Roper

August 9, 2024 at 8:31 PM

cute one, Tom. hope you are doing well

Eve Roper

August 12, 2024 at 5:47 PM

Enjoy every second of your traveling, and have a good memories.

Tom Cunningham

August 9, 2024 at 8:49 PM

Thank you Eve, I'm happy you enjoyed it. I'm keeping well and hope you are too. Since I had my op I've been travelling a lot. Tom

Sara Kendrick

August 7, 2024 at 3:09 AM

Poor girl..Creative one though. At least, all the males who was there knew if they were real or fake. I wonder if she was like the song, "She Had The Biggest Parakeets In Town"? Sara

Tom Cunningham

August 7, 2024 at 3:32 AM

Thank you Sara, every girls nightmare lol. Hope you're keeping well. Tom

Kim Rodrigues

August 6, 2024 at 3:32 AM

LOL! A Summer exposure!

Tom Cunningham

August 6, 2024 at 3:56 AM

Thank you Kim, maybe a little too much exposure lol. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

August 5, 2024 at 9:47 PM

great limerick, Tom. Well done!

Tom Cunningham

August 5, 2024 at 10:25 PM

Thank you very much Andrea, I'm pleased that you enjoyed it. Tom

Nette Onclaud

August 5, 2024 at 2:54 PM

yipers...this happened to.my friends who dared skinny dip...a fun, heelarious lim, tom!

Tom Cunningham

August 5, 2024 at 8:54 PM

Oh no Nette, how embarrassing for them. Glad you enjoyed it. Hope you're ok. Tom

Emilia James

August 5, 2024 at 1:25 PM

Every girls nightmare, unless your a page 3 lol. Good luck in the contest Tom. Emilia : )

Tom Cunningham

August 5, 2024 at 8:55 PM

Thank you Emilia, it certainly is. The likes of Katie Price wouldn't give a hoot lol. Tom

Joseph May

August 5, 2024 at 11:24 AM

haha, Nicely done Tom..

Tom Cunningham

August 5, 2024 at 1:03 PM

Thank you very much Joseph, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Sam Kauffman

August 5, 2024 at 11:02 AM

Very cute, Tom! Your wonderful sense of humor is on full display! I really like the lyrical flow and the way the rhymes work. Best wishes for the contest. Over Fork Over.

Tom Cunningham

August 5, 2024 at 1:02 PM

Thank you very much Sam, I'm pleased that you enjoyed it. I saw it happen once in the Caribbean, a freak wave came over a lady on the beach, she wasn't too bothered her top came off but it drenched her bag with camera and phone in it. Over Fork Over. Hope you're keeping well. Tom

Daniel Henry Rodgers

August 5, 2024 at 9:04 AM

Hello Tom, well you made me laugh today and really enjoyed reading your poetic mishap. When I was a child my Aunt Anne came to visit us on the farm from Philadelphia and decided she would take me and my two younger sisters to the pond and swim. I was probably about 7 or 8 years old. While we swam, she decided to sunbathe in the sun, much to our dismay. - Blessings, My Friend, Daniel

Tom Cunningham

August 5, 2024 at 12:59 PM

Thank you very much Daniel, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. I'm more of a hat and shade man these days lol. Hope you're keeping well. Tom

Aysha Nuwas

August 4, 2024 at 11:09 PM

funny guy! yes I laughed!

Tom Cunningham

August 4, 2024 at 11:16 PM

Thank you Aysha, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Karen Jones

August 4, 2024 at 2:01 PM

lol a mishap I think many girls have had! I as a young preteen had this happen! I was mortified despite the fact I had then barely there breasts! lol Great contender for the contest! Good luck!

Karen Jones

August 6, 2024 at 7:50 AM

I know they must glue their phones to their hands!

Tom Cunningham

August 4, 2024 at 2:07 PM

Thank you very much Karen, you wouldnt wish it on your worst enemy lol. Nowadays there's always some idiot waiting to take a picture and put it on Facebook. Tom

Mystic Rose Rose

August 3, 2024 at 3:32 PM

lol that happened to me long ago on a water slide, I was mortified, never scooped that bathing suit up so fast in my life, :)

Tom Cunningham

August 3, 2024 at 10:00 PM

Oh no Vie, every girls worst nightmare. You have to be so careful these days with cctv and everyone with a camera on their phones. Tom

Mike Gentile

August 3, 2024 at 1:39 PM

I think I know her Tom, LOL Good One!! Good luck in the contest !!!

Tom Cunningham

August 3, 2024 at 9:57 PM

Lol, thanks Mike, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Duke Beaufort

August 3, 2024 at 9:56 AM

Tom, thanks for the limerick and the link. That song goes back many decades. Funny how things like this have been known to happen! Hopefully they were pleasant to look at! Smiling and glad to be here.

Tom Cunningham

August 3, 2024 at 10:44 AM

Thank you very much Duke, every girls nightmare for that to happen, and there's always some idiot waiting to take a picture lol. Hope you're having a lovely weekend. Tom