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A funny Summer Limerick Poetry Contest

 

Sponsored By Tania Kitchin

Written On 1st August 2024.

There once was a buxom lass, Suzy May Went in the sea on a hot August day She got out, there was laughter And all stares were upon her A freak wave had put her boobs on display...

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024




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Date: 11/12/2024 8:30:00 AM
No better sight for sore eyes, love your sense of humour Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/12/2024 10:11:00 AM
Thank you very much John, stubbed my toe once walking on the promenade, I got distracted lol. Tom
Date: 10/9/2024 12:26:00 PM
A racy one Tom and funny, too. Pangie.
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Panagiota Romios
Date: 10/9/2024 4:43:00 PM
Pray for those in Florida. Many of us have friends or relatives there. Elena wishes you the best. Pangie xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 10/9/2024 1:20:00 PM
Thank you very much Pangie, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Hope your week is going well. Tom
Date: 8/31/2024 8:56:00 AM
I really enjoyed this it's funny, your a clever humorist.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/31/2024 10:10:00 AM
Thank you very much Alesia, I'm happy you enjoyed it, Every girls worst nightmare though. Tom
Date: 8/19/2024 1:51:00 PM
Hate when that happens. Haha. Congrats
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/19/2024 8:21:00 PM
Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Andrea, maybe a one piece swimsuit is the answer, little or no risk lol. Tom
Date: 8/18/2024 8:43:00 PM
When I come back to your limerick, I cannot help hiding my smile. Congratulations on your great placement, dear Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/19/2024 7:46:00 AM
Thank you very much for your return visit and congrats Valsa I'm happy you enjoyed it a second time around. Tom
Date: 8/18/2024 1:53:00 PM
Back with Congratulations on your win. What a Creative/Fun Limerick write. I enjoyed reading your fun write again. Have a fun day writing away....................
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/19/2024 7:46:00 AM
Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Paula. Hope your week is off to a good start. Tom
Date: 8/18/2024 6:32:00 AM
Tom, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious limerick.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/19/2024 7:45:00 AM
Thank you very much Tania, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Just got back. Thanks too for hosting the contest. Hope your keeping well. Tom
Date: 8/14/2024 11:08:00 AM
Oops! I say with all modesty that happened to me while trying to learn to water ski. (many years ago, thank goodness - no sneers or jeers - a few giggles and sniggles - and a very red face). :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/14/2024 12:18:00 PM
Thank you very much Linda, from some of the comments you're not alone, it's surely every girls nightmare. My week is going well, I hope yours is too. Tom
Date: 8/10/2024 2:52:00 PM
So funny, Tom! That wave is no freak....probably controlled by human hands :) happens too often! ~ Regards // paul
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/10/2024 6:51:00 PM
Lol you're probably right Paul, probably assisted by AI. Tom
Date: 8/9/2024 8:31:00 PM
cute one, Tom. hope you are doing well
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Eve Roper
Date: 8/12/2024 5:47:00 PM
Enjoy every second of your traveling, and have a good memories.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/9/2024 8:49:00 PM
Thank you Eve, I'm happy you enjoyed it. I'm keeping well and hope you are too. Since I had my op I've been travelling a lot. Tom
Date: 8/7/2024 3:09:00 AM
Poor girl..Creative one though. At least, all the males who was there knew if they were real or fake. I wonder if she was like the song, "She Had The Biggest Parakeets In Town"? Sara
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/7/2024 3:32:00 AM
Thank you Sara, every girls nightmare lol. Hope you're keeping well. Tom
Date: 8/7/2024 1:02:00 AM
What a hoot Tom! The title made me laugh out loud too! What a fun way to smile! Blessings and love to you my dear friend Chantelle
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/7/2024 2:28:00 AM
Thank you very much Chantelle, glad you enjoyed the humour. Enjoy your day. Tom
Date: 8/6/2024 3:32:00 AM
LOL! A Summer exposure!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/6/2024 3:56:00 AM
Thank you Kim, maybe a little too much exposure lol. Tom
Date: 8/5/2024 9:47:00 PM
great limerick, Tom. Well done!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/5/2024 10:25:00 PM
Thank you very much Andrea, I'm pleased that you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 8/5/2024 2:54:00 PM
yipers...this happened to.my friends who dared skinny dip...a fun, heelarious lim, tom!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/5/2024 8:54:00 PM
Oh no Nette, how embarrassing for them. Glad you enjoyed it. Hope you're ok. Tom
Date: 8/5/2024 1:25:00 PM
Every girls nightmare, unless your a page 3 lol. Good luck in the contest Tom. Emilia : )
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/5/2024 8:55:00 PM
Thank you Emilia, it certainly is. The likes of Katie Price wouldn't give a hoot lol. Tom
Date: 8/5/2024 11:24:00 AM
haha, Nicely done Tom..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/5/2024 1:03:00 PM
Thank you very much Joseph, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 8/5/2024 11:02:00 AM
Very cute, Tom! Your wonderful sense of humor is on full display! I really like the lyrical flow and the way the rhymes work. Best wishes for the contest. Over Fork Over.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/5/2024 1:02:00 PM
Thank you very much Sam, I'm pleased that you enjoyed it. I saw it happen once in the Caribbean, a freak wave came over a lady on the beach, she wasn't too bothered her top came off but it drenched her bag with camera and phone in it. Over Fork Over. Hope you're keeping well. Tom
Date: 8/5/2024 9:04:00 AM
Hello Tom, well you made me laugh today and really enjoyed reading your poetic mishap. When I was a child my Aunt Anne came to visit us on the farm from Philadelphia and decided she would take me and my two younger sisters to the pond and swim. I was probably about 7 or 8 years old. While we swam, she decided to sunbathe in the sun, much to our dismay. - Blessings, My Friend, Daniel
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/5/2024 12:59:00 PM
Thank you very much Daniel, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. I'm more of a hat and shade man these days lol. Hope you're keeping well. Tom
Date: 8/4/2024 11:09:00 PM
funny guy! yes I laughed!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/4/2024 11:16:00 PM
Thank you Aysha, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 8/4/2024 2:01:00 PM
lol a mishap I think many girls have had! I as a young preteen had this happen! I was mortified despite the fact I had then barely there breasts! lol Great contender for the contest! Good luck!
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Karen Jones
Date: 8/6/2024 7:50:00 AM
I know they must glue their phones to their hands!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/4/2024 2:07:00 PM
Thank you very much Karen, you wouldnt wish it on your worst enemy lol. Nowadays there's always some idiot waiting to take a picture and put it on Facebook. Tom
Date: 8/3/2024 3:32:00 PM
lol that happened to me long ago on a water slide, I was mortified, never scooped that bathing suit up so fast in my life, :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/3/2024 10:00:00 PM
Oh no Vie, every girls worst nightmare. You have to be so careful these days with cctv and everyone with a camera on their phones. Tom
Date: 8/3/2024 1:39:00 PM
I think I know her Tom, LOL Good One!! Good luck in the contest !!!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/3/2024 9:57:00 PM
Lol, thanks Mike, glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 8/3/2024 9:56:00 AM
Tom, thanks for the limerick and the link. That song goes back many decades. Funny how things like this have been known to happen! Hopefully they were pleasant to look at! Smiling and glad to be here.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/3/2024 10:44:00 AM
Thank you very much Duke, every girls nightmare for that to happen, and there's always some idiot waiting to take a picture lol. Hope you're having a lovely weekend. Tom
Date: 8/3/2024 3:06:00 AM
Brilliant Tom. Thanks for the laugh.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/3/2024 3:13:00 AM
Thank you very much Victor, glad you enjoyed it. Enjoy your weekend. Tom
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