Best Bikini Poems

Last winter's resolution gone by spring
So I never did the bikini thing

  The same five pounds
  Still hanging around

I sigh and stare at that suit made of string



Perhaps I should take a different approach
By hiring a personal trainer coach

  Jillian Michaels
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Here's a tale I've told before
From when I was a teen
The subject at the time was sore
For I caused quite a scene!

Had a brand-new bathing suit
My first bikini ever
I figured I looked mighty cute
And that was my endeavor!

Up the high dive I did go
Winking at...

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There once was a buxom lass, Suzy May
Went in the sea on a hot August day
She got out, there was laughter
And all stares were upon her 
A freak wave had put her boobs on display......

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LIMERICKS NOT WRITTEN FOR A CONTEST

Men will slobber and drool when at the beach
Cuz bikinied women are out of reach
So eat your hearts out, men
For those girls you will yen
Fine women would consider you a leech

Men are enticed by girls with flat tummies
Though theirs are...

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Bikini clad girl
Hair so blond
Brushed and stroked
By her Highland fond
 
Bikini clad girl
Skin so tanned
Scented oils
Massaged and manned
 
Bikini clad girl
In wanting touch
From her Highlander
She adores so much
 
Bikini clad girl
In loving pose
Her Eagle grows
For her garden Rose
 
Bikini clad girl
Join of their frames
Pouring of...

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Bikini
Too much fun to wear!...

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cute blue bikini
bright blue with white polka dots
size twelve, thick chick kicks......

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"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." 
                              ...

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Here's a tale I've told before
about a silly teenager.
She should have walked into a door
cos' her sense of pride was in danger.

She bought a hot pink bathing suit
with her babysitting money.
Thinking she looked pretty cute
she hoped to impress a honey.

She went to the local swimming...

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Once knew this sweetie from Malibu
Sure trade places with her, wouldn't you
Sun and sand every day
Girls doing a bikini ballet
Died and gone to Heaven, merci beaucoup


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Teensy
Weensy




~A Brian Strand Footle Finale

~Judy Konos "Footle" contest...

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It is skimpy
But not indecent
It looks fabulous on a pre-teen
But do not get any ideas
Because that would be creepy

Old women look better in a one piece
And if they are wide they sometimes do better with a skirt
Bikinis are not for everyone
But when I see a...

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THE BIKINI
I've decided to get into shape,
Though knowing I'll never be skinny,
Would just like to lose a few pounds,
So I could wear a bright red bikini

The way to lose weight, I'm told,
Is to join a class at the gym,
After a few weeks, they're sure,
I'd be...

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Limerick: Once French Demoiselle in Bikini

Once French Demoiselle in Bikini
Lived Moulin Rouge life en catimini
Cute Eye of Hurricane
Saw through naughty Jane/Jeanne:
No use for bikini in Bikini.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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She wore a teeny red bikini in Walmart to shop,
At 300 lbs, she made the shoppers jaws drop.
She bounced and flopped going down the aisle,
Enjoying all the attention in grand old style.

There were no signs that read, “No bikinis in the store,”
So the management let...

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