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Written 8th July 2026

A Summer Bawdy or Humorous limerick Contest

Beach Bot

I went out for a walk along the beach
Didn't know that I was exposing my cheeks
Bikini bot dropped off
When I had a few coughs
Couldn't feel a thing, but I heard the loud shrieks.

beachhumorouslosslimerick

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Linda Alice Fowler

July 20, 2026 at 9:10 AM

LOL. So graphic! Congratulations! :)

Beryl Edmonds

July 20, 2026 at 9:42 AM

Thank you Linda… Beryl

Terry Miller

July 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM

Brilliant, and so visual, congratulations

Beryl Edmonds

July 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM

Thank you Terry… Beryl

Andrea Dietrich

July 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM

Well done, Beryl. Great one for summer play

Beryl Edmonds

July 19, 2026 at 10:23 PM

Thank you Andrea… Beryl

Paula Goldsmith

July 19, 2026 at 12:53 PM

Back with Congratulations on another win. Hooray!!! I enjoyed reading your funny write again. Have a blessed day with your win................

Beryl Edmonds

July 19, 2026 at 1:39 PM

Thanks again Paula… Beryl

Speaks Volumes

July 19, 2026 at 7:07 AM

Conjures a distinctive image Beryl. Congrats

Beryl Edmonds

July 19, 2026 at 7:17 AM

Thank you very much… Beryl

Tania Kitchin

July 19, 2026 at 5:46 AM

Beryl, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious limerick. Love the ending.

Beryl Edmonds

July 19, 2026 at 7:01 AM

Thank you Tania, I’m thrilled to have received a first place win with the Limerick… Beryl

Christopher Delegans

July 11, 2026 at 9:12 AM

I had fun reading this! Congrats on POTD, Beryl.

Beryl Edmonds

July 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM

Thank you very much Christopher… Beryl

Valsa George

July 10, 2026 at 9:46 AM

Hi Beryl, back to your poem with Congratulations on your POTD

Beryl Edmonds

July 10, 2026 at 10:55 AM

Thanks again Valsa, it was a complete but lovely surprise to be awarded Poem of the Day… Beryl

Christuraj Alex

July 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM

Very interesting and hiarious. Congratulations!

Beryl Edmonds

July 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM

Thank you Christuraj, pleased you found the Limerick amusing… Beryl

Brandy Nicole

July 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM

Your thoughts made me blush, Beryl. : ) A few giggles as well. Congratulations my dear sweet friend, on Poem of the Day. : ) Hugs, Brandy

Beryl Edmonds

July 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM

Thank you Brandy, sorry about the blush, happy about the giggles… Beryl

Constance La France

July 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM

Beryl, great limerick and congratulations on receiving the POTD honor, well done ~

Beryl Edmonds

July 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM

Thank you very much Constance… Beryl

Alison A Smith nee Howarth

July 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM

Back with congratulations on POTD. Still laughing.

Beryl Edmonds

July 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM

Thank you again Alison… Beryl

Sara Kendrick

July 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM

Congratulations on your POTD. Way to go with this humorous one. Sara K.

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM

Thank you very much Sara… Beryl

Sam Kauffman

July 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM

Hilarious, Beryl! Congratulations on your bare-bottomed POTD! Hope you had some sunblock so you could sit and write your limerick! Blessings!

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM

Thank you Sam, always have the sunblock on me, just in case the sun frizzles me… Beryl

I Am Anaya

July 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM

Congratulations on POTD, Beryl! AI has a funny bun on the beach, lol's. I too made a limerick about ai. Enjoy your day. Blessings

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM

Thank you Anaya, alls well. Enjoy your day too. Blessings returned… Beryl

I Am Anaya

July 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM

My bad, I meant about AI. Having to do with bots, ( thought bot meant robot) sweet Belle. :) You're Good, my dearest.

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM

Anaya, this Limerick is definitely not from AI, never used it and never would, where did the idea come from… Beryl

Paula Goldsmith

July 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM

Congratulations on your POTD win. This is way tooooo funny. Love It.... Thanks for the laugh. Have a fun day writing away................

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 12:19 PM

Thank you Paula, pleased this Limerick gave you a laugh… Beryl

Lin Lane

July 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM

Well done for having your lines recognized as poem of the day, Beryl.

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 12:20 PM

Thank you Lin, it came as a big surprise. Beryl

Anne Winter

July 9, 2026 at 7:45 AM

This gave me a genuine laugh! Lol! Congratulations on POTD, Dear Beryl. Thank you for the laughter :)

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 9:35 AM

Thank you Anne, nice to know this Limerick gave you a laugh… Beryl

Karen Croft

July 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM

lol! congrats on your POTD!

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 9:34 AM

Thank you very much Karen… Beryl

Natasha L Scragg

July 9, 2026 at 6:30 AM

Huge congrats on your POTD selection Beryl. :-D all the best.

Anne-Lise Andresen

July 9, 2026 at 6:12 AM

- :))) ... laughter ... I enjoy this, Beryl :) - Congratulations on your p.o.t.d. - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 9:32 AM

Thank you Anne-Lise, pleased you enjoyed the read… Beryl

Jan Allison

July 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM

Many congrats on POTD Glad to see you are a limerick fan - they are my favourite form! hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 9:31 AM

Thank you Jan, I have always been a Limerick fan, my favourite form too… Beryl xx

Daniel Henry Rodgers

July 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM

Dear Beryl, I am back to congratulate you for a wonderful POTD! Blessings, Daniel

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 9:27 AM

Thank you again dear Daniel. Blessings to you too… Beryl

John Lawless

July 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM

another standing ovation.....

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 9:24 AM

That’s nice, thank you John… Beryl

Akham Nilabirdhwaja Singh

July 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM

Witty and entertaining.Congatulations on your POTD

Beryl Edmonds

July 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM

Thank you Akham, I truly appreciate that… Beryl

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