Best Weenie Poems
Below are the all-time best Weenie poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of weenie poems written by PoetrySoup members
Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie BrainTo the tune of "Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow, Polka-Dot Bikini"
Dedicated to Nancy Pelosi
Chorus:
She has an itsy bitsy
Teenie weenie
Brain inside her little beanie
And she uses...
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Categories:
weenie, funny, political
Form:
Lyric
The Oscar Wiener DogA dachshund named Oscar was he,
which adored trick or treating with me,
so I had me some fun
when I sewed a cloth bun,
for a Halloween weenie...
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Categories:
weenie, dog,
Form:
Limerick
Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best FriendOverweight Terrier:
Porky
Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
Dorky
Yorkie
Spaniel dog breeder:
Cocker
Stocker
Parrot who mimics...
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Categories:
weenie, animal, dog, funny,
Form:
Footle
Seasons With SnickersShe is a lifeline in the blue-black of days
Curled on my lap, her sausage form rolls
All over the bed ... without guilt, without care;
Weenie girl...
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Categories:
weenie, devotion, dog,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish FootlesFOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
...
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Categories:
weenie, funny,
Form:
Footle
He Had a HolloweenieUnder his nose hung a big greenie.
The kids all thought he was a meanie.
He didn't have a hankie.
That's why he was so cranky.
Also, he had...
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Categories:
weenie, halloween,
Form:
Limerick
Cross DresserI espied a large woman called Evie
(She was wearing her husband’s mankini)
Though her skin was quite pale
She looked like a beached whale
It’s a pity...
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Categories:
weenie, beach, body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Eye SpyThere was once an old woman,
Who lived in a small village,
Her name was Matilda Schoeman
Like Popeye, she only ate spinach!
One day she went to her...
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Categories:
weenie, woman,
Form:
Free verse
Experience 101It was my first summer job
I didn’t feel quite ready
but I tossed all hesitation aside
it was time to stretch my wings
I felt lucky and...
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Categories:
weenie, work, youth,
Form:
Free verse
Make it Quick
"Make it quick" they barked. "We all have to pee."
The cock legged one woofed right back, "Don't rush me!"
Female dogs may have fleas
But they don't...
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Categories:
weenie, dog, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Redneck Red RhymeRED ON THE HEAD,
LIKE A WEENIE ON A DOG,
LIKE A NOODLE ON A POODLE,
LIKE KETCHUP ON A LOG,...
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Categories:
weenie, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Dachshund FootlesDachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie
Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie
Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
Teenie
Weenie
(But size isn't everything)
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eeenie
Weenie......
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Categories:
weenie, dog,
Form:
Footle
Vision QuestHaving trouble writing? Just do as I have very recently done.
I decided to go on a vision quest, to find my special spirit guide.
But no...
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Categories:
weenie, family, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Ode To Junk FoodI doff my fedora to the feller who invented pertater chips!
That genius developed the ideal thingy in which to immerse our dips!
How could we survive...
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Categories:
weenie, food
Form:
Rhyme
Kids Gotta Love Funny Doggie FootlesDachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie
Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
...
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Categories:
weenie, dog, funny,
Form:
Footle