Weenie Poems - Poems about Weenie

Our Jhat was a boisterous hound He loved to run, romp, and play He started as the runt yet a clown His antics stole our hearts away We lost him in a sad twist of fate ...

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Eenie Weenie Finey Toe, which one of the Christians has to go? The Romans were chanting loudly from the sixteenth row. Lion eyes the captured with his beady yellow eyes that glow. Eenie Weenie Finey Toe, he thinks as a growl starts way below. Does not matter, he gets to eat them all – the small and tall. There are...

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The thing I dislike about ghouls Is they act like a bunch of fools! They don't trick or treat But head for the meat Especially family jewels!...

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It is skimpy But not indecent It looks fabulous on a pre-teen But do not get any ideas Because that would be creepy Old women look better in a one piece And if they are wide they sometimes do better with a skirt Bikinis are not for everyone But when I see a yellow polka dotted one, Look out. My singing voice comes out And I...

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Patches of choco brown and black wrap my fur with long hotdog body, I roll in loops, “ Hershey” is what they fondly name me flopping ears as mice and ants rush for a kill… and with the kids, nose snuggles for tickle feast while Mom runs amuck with suds on her hair; these bug me, bathing and trimming of...

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To the tune of "Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow, Polka-Dot Bikini" Dedicated to Nancy Pelosi Chorus: She has an itsy bitsy Teenie weenie Brain inside her little beanie And she uses it infrequently An itsy, bitsy Teenie weenie brain We get the heebie jeebies Whenever Nancy's in our company Two, three, four Don’t stick around, head for the door Nancy: Oh, I pushed and I wrested...

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