Weenie Poems - Poems about Weenie

...Eenie Weenie Finey Toe, which one of the Christians has to go? The Romans were chanting loudly from the sixteenth row. Lion eyes the captured with his beady yellow eyes that glow. Eenie Weenie Fin......Read the rest...

...Inspired by "All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone A burlesque performer named Gieter Decided her act would be sweeter If she wore a bikini ......Read the rest...

...Dedicated to the first amendment.. Censorship. What we can see and hear. Limited. Possibly to stop mass fear. Or perhaps, censored so we adhere. To the facts that remain unclear. Some don......Read the rest...

...I do not sing any of the new songs. But I can sing Let the Little Girl Dance. Teen angel, I’m sorry, It’s now or never, everybody’s somebody’s fool. Alley-oop, itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka......Read the rest...

...aka HALLO WEENIE! Police say a woman named Gidget Took a fancy to a man's digit She knew it would grow But you ought to know His digit now hangs on a mi......Read the rest...

...Milton hosted a weenie roast Tom requested Marmite on toast But Milton said, "Hey! This ain't the UK! Your Marmite got lost in the Post!"......Read the rest...

...Welcome to 2022! "Freedom of Choice" has passed to you! Burka or bikini? Rice bowl or hot weenie? Yet prayers won't make your dreams come true . . . .......Read the rest...

...The thing I dislike about ghouls Is they act like a bunch of fools! They don't trick or treat But head for the meat Especially family jewels!......Read the rest...

...Little lamb soft as snow where did your ewey go Into the barn to chew her cud, with you and Baby Zoe Chalky Talky chew don't mew, what a cutie look at you ! Whitsie whitsie you ain......Read the rest...

...It is skimpy But not indecent It looks fabulous on a pre-teen But do not get any ideas Because that would be creepy Old women look better in a one piece And if they are wide they sometimes do......Read the rest...

...It was my first summer job I didn’t feel quite ready but I tossed all hesitation aside it was time to stretch my wings I felt lucky and tried to measure up as summer camp counselor on this b......Read the rest...

...Fred’s feeding his neighbour’s pet parrot, He replaced its water with claret, Poll dropped off her perch Now Fred’s in the lurch and claiming it choked on raw carrot Big trouble is......Read the rest...

...When Jill fell down on Jack's weenie She remarked that it was so teeny Jack thought she meant "perky" Not dried-up old jerky But Jack had this magic beanie ..........Read the rest...

...Arty stuff No 10 That artistic Italian Belinni, Once ordered a toasted panini, He was sitting alone, But he started to moan, As his sausage was only a weenie!......Read the rest...

...There was once an old woman, Who lived in a small village, Her name was Matilda Schoeman Like Popeye, she only ate spinach! One day she went to her Pastor, To confess that her neighbor was Alwa......Read the rest...