Tim Ryerson Poet Footle

Dachshund Footles

Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie

Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie

Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie

Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
Teenie
Weenie
(But size isn't everything)

Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eeenie
Weenie...

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Andrea Dietrich March 1, 2015 at 6:11 PM I see this won a contest. BIG congrats, my friend.

Skat A February 1, 2015 at 2:41 PM TIM, CONGRATS on your win ~ SKAT ~

Jan Allison January 29, 2015 at 2:30 PM I knew you would be a wiener with these great footles many congrats:-) Hugs Jan xx

Carrie Richards January 28, 2015 at 7:29 PM You crack me up........Number 4......(but size isn't everything!!!!!!!!!!!!lol ) what a hoot !

Barbara Gorelick January 26, 2015 at 9:08 PM Oh my gosh, this is just toooo clever..Be proud, this is great. Congrats. BG

Eve Roper January 26, 2015 at 4:40 PM Tim, good descriptive write, it is so cute. Congratulations on your win and a 7. Blessings dear friend eve

Rob Carmack January 26, 2015 at 3:38 PM Hilarious. Congrats.

Monterey Sirak January 7, 2015 at 7:20 AM This is great! Such humor! I love the last stanza best.

Andrea Dietrich January 6, 2015 at 6:46 PM hahaha, the last one a killer. YOu beat me to THIS kind of footle. I wish I had thought of it first.

Connie Marcum Wong January 5, 2015 at 11:26 PM Footles always are entertaining and these were great!

Eileen Manassian January 3, 2015 at 10:13 AM Tim TIm TIm TIM!!! Size isn't everything, indeed! ;) You just get me with these writes. Good luck. Loved this. Hugs

Anne-Lise Andresen January 3, 2015 at 6:37 AM - :) well done,Tim ! - Luck in contest ! - // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison January 3, 2015 at 4:54 AM lol love it - good luck:-) Hugs Jan xx