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Cross Dresser

I espied a large woman called Evie
(She was wearing her  husband’s mankini)
Though her skin was quite pale
She looked like a beached whale
It’s a pity his outfit’s so weenie

Of her figure Evie is proud
but Evie is so well endowed
‘Twas a bright a sunny day
with huge boobs on display
This outfit it drew quite a crowd

An onlooker passed her a towel
Saying cover those boobies they’re foul
Please don’t wear a mankini -
Wear a woman’s bikini
Evie blushed red and gave him a scowl

3/28/18

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Jack Horne March 31, 2018 at 2:58 PM LMAO, love this Jan Allison March 31, 2018 at 3:59 PM Thanks jack i had such fun writing this !!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler March 31, 2018 at 8:54 AM Not sure what a mankini is, Jan. Doesn't matter, I suppose, your limericks brought a big smile. What a clever lady you are. BTW, that fish pie sounds quite good. An english recipe I presume. I am an avid fish lover. M Jan Allison March 31, 2018 at 11:38 AM A mankini is what the man is 'wearing ' in the pic it has very little material lol. I found the fish pie recipe in a magazine I use cauliflower which hubby loves and a small amount of potato and add a dash of mustard into the cheese sauce and lots of grated cheese on the top which goes yummy when baked in the oven. Have a lovely Easter:-) hugs Jan

Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly March 30, 2018 at 7:20 AM This is hilarious, Jan! Love it! Your muse is amusing. I'm so glad you let your muse out to play to bring us delightful poems to brighten up our day. :) ~ Artsie Jan Allison March 30, 2018 at 7:29 AM Thanks Artsieladie I do try and make folks smile if i can:-0 hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger March 29, 2018 at 5:39 AM Man-kinI made me spit out my coffee. Straight to FaVs and straight on til morning Jan. Please never grow up, I like you exactly the way you are. Jan Allison March 29, 2018 at 5:55 AM lol Caren I never know what my muse will come up with but I intend to grow old disgracefully and continue to write poems to entertain if i can:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer March 28, 2018 at 3:54 PM jan - this is hilarious and adorable! only you would think of this (and i mean that as a compliment, of course!)... Jan Allison March 28, 2018 at 4:03 PM thanks Ilene i take that as a great compliment!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile March 28, 2018 at 3:19 PM OMG, Jan you've outdone it, LOVED it, made my afternoon xxoo Jan Allison March 28, 2018 at 3:22 PM Gld I made you smile Mike, I get these silly ideas and woosh my muse goes into overdrive lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart March 28, 2018 at 2:47 PM Lol!!! So funny Jan :D xomo! Jan Allison March 28, 2018 at 2:47 PM Thanks Mo:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham March 28, 2018 at 2:38 PM This a cracker Jan, I could just picture the scene, if she was wearing the mankini,, what was her husband wearing lol. Tom. Tom Cunningham March 29, 2018 at 3:33 AM Mine or Jan's Wayne ?, Jan Allison March 28, 2018 at 2:40 PM Tom maybe he was wearing her bikini who knows what the sun does to people's heads lol - lol I do worry about my muse she is getting worse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane March 28, 2018 at 12:48 PM I knew what to expect at the title and was not disappointed. Jan, you are slinging it with these limericks. haha Funny stuff. Jan Allison March 28, 2018 at 12:57 PM I was walking by a sandy beach earlier today and got this silly idea in my head of a woman wearing a mankini lol:-) hugs jan xx