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I espied a large woman called Evie (She was wearing her husband’s mankini) Though her skin was quite pale She looked like a beached whale It’s a pity his outfit’s so weenie Of her figure Evie is proud but Evie is so well endowed ‘Twas a bright a sunny day with huge boobs on display This outfit it drew quite a crowd An onlooker passed her a towel Saying cover those boobies they’re foul Please don’t wear a mankini - Wear a woman’s bikini Evie blushed red and gave him a scowl 3/28/18

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Jack Horne

Date: 3/31/2018 2:58:00 PM

LMAO, love this

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2018 3:59:00 PM

Thanks jack i had such fun writing this !!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 3/31/2018 8:54:00 AM

Not sure what a mankini is, Jan. Doesn't matter, I suppose, your limericks brought a big smile. What a clever lady you are. BTW, that fish pie sounds quite good. An english recipe I presume. I am an avid fish lover. M

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2018 11:38:00 AM

A mankini is what the man is 'wearing ' in the pic it has very little material lol. I found the fish pie recipe in a magazine I use cauliflower which hubby loves and a small amount of potato and add a dash of mustard into the cheese sauce and lots of grated cheese on the top which goes yummy when baked in the oven. Have a lovely Easter:-) hugs Jan

Artsieladie Sharon Donnelly

Date: 3/30/2018 7:20:00 AM

This is hilarious, Jan! Love it! Your muse is amusing. I'm so glad you let your muse out to play to bring us delightful poems to brighten up our day. :) ~ Artsie

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2018 7:29:00 AM

Thanks Artsieladie I do try and make folks smile if i can:-0 hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 3/29/2018 5:39:00 AM

Man-kinI made me spit out my coffee. Straight to FaVs and straight on til morning Jan. Please never grow up, I like you exactly the way you are.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2018 5:55:00 AM

lol Caren I never know what my muse will come up with but I intend to grow old disgracefully and continue to write poems to entertain if i can:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/28/2018 3:54:00 PM

jan - this is hilarious and adorable! only you would think of this (and i mean that as a compliment, of course!)...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2018 4:03:00 PM

thanks Ilene i take that as a great compliment!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 3/28/2018 3:19:00 PM

OMG, Jan you've outdone it, LOVED it, made my afternoon xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2018 3:22:00 PM

Gld I made you smile Mike, I get these silly ideas and woosh my muse goes into overdrive lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 3/28/2018 2:47:00 PM

Lol!!! So funny Jan :D xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2018 2:47:00 PM

Thanks Mo:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/28/2018 2:38:00 PM

This a cracker Jan, I could just picture the scene, if she was wearing the mankini,, what was her husband wearing lol. Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/29/2018 3:33:00 AM

Mine or Jan's Wayne ?,

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2018 2:40:00 PM

Tom maybe he was wearing her bikini who knows what the sun does to people's heads lol - lol I do worry about my muse she is getting worse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 3/28/2018 12:48:00 PM

I knew what to expect at the title and was not disappointed. Jan, you are slinging it with these limericks. haha Funny stuff.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/28/2018 12:57:00 PM

I was walking by a sandy beach earlier today and got this silly idea in my head of a woman wearing a mankini lol:-) hugs jan xx