Lin Lane Poet Limerick

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Make it Quick

"Make it quick" they barked. "We all have to pee."
The cock legged one woofed right back, "Don't rush me!"
Female dogs may have fleas
But they don't wee on trees
Trans surgery gets rid of that weenie!


*Not entered in the contest but I couldn't 
stop myself from writing a limerick for that photo.

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Jan Allison May 6, 2024 at 4:25 AM omg Lin this is hilarious on so many levels, shame its not for the contest but its a fabulous take on the image:-) hugs Jan xx Jan Allison May 6, 2024 at 7:31 AM oh there are several poets who think i only wrote about crap lol but i dont care lol:-) hugs jan xx Lin Lane May 6, 2024 at 7:28 AM thanks, chickadee. I'll not vie for your crown lol

Tania Kitchin May 5, 2024 at 5:01 AM Lin, a cute one. -hugs Lin Lane May 5, 2024 at 5:35 AM Morning, Tania. Thanks, and hugs.

Daniel Henry Rodgers May 4, 2024 at 11:52 AM Dearest Lin, you have packed a punch, blending humor with a powerful message of self-discovery and acceptance. I just loved how your poetic wit shines brightly, illuminating the path towards embracing one's true self. Your words are a blessing my friend, Daniel. Lin Lane May 4, 2024 at 12:57 PM Ah, Daniel, I never know what ridiculous humor or dreary darkness will drip from pen when an idea infringes upon my otherwise, mildly sane thoughts. But... I thank you for your diligence of reading me and leaving your great comments.