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Make it Quick

"Make it quick" they barked. "We all have to pee."
The cock legged one woofed right back, "Don't rush me!"
Female dogs may have fleas
But they don't wee on trees
Trans surgery gets rid of that weenie!


*Not entered in the contest but I couldn't 
stop myself from writing a limerick for that photo.

Copyright © Lin Lane | Year Posted 2024

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Jan Allison Date: 5/6/2024 4:25:00 AM omg Lin this is hilarious on so many levels, shame its not for the contest but its a fabulous take on the image:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/6/2024 7:31:00 AM oh there are several poets who think i only wrote about crap lol but i dont care lol:-) hugs jan xx Lin Lane Date: 5/6/2024 7:28:00 AM thanks, chickadee. I'll not vie for your crown lol

Tania Kitchin Date: 5/5/2024 5:01:00 AM Lin, a cute one. -hugs Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 5/5/2024 5:35:00 AM Morning, Tania. Thanks, and hugs.

Daniel Henry Rodgers Date: 5/4/2024 11:52:00 AM Dearest Lin, you have packed a punch, blending humor with a powerful message of self-discovery and acceptance. I just loved how your poetic wit shines brightly, illuminating the path towards embracing one's true self. Your words are a blessing my friend, Daniel. Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 5/4/2024 12:57:00 PM Ah, Daniel, I never know what ridiculous humor or dreary darkness will drip from pen when an idea infringes upon my otherwise, mildly sane thoughts. But... I thank you for your diligence of reading me and leaving your great comments.