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He Had a Holloweenie

Under his nose hung a big greenie.
The kids all thought he was a meanie.
He didn't have a hankie.
That's why he was so cranky.
Also, he had a hollow weenie.

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Michelle Mac Donald

December 19, 2014 at 3:46 PM

Sheesh, I knew by the comment, that it was YOU! :) Thank you, Robert.:)) Oh course I'd wish to find out what this was all about. Maybe he's the Grinch so that wasn't, well, just wasn't? As for the 'weenie", he'll be shooting blanks? You're a riot, this is a hoot.:) Merry Christmas...you have only a few days to get off of Santa's naughty list. Keep well, Mikki

Andrea Dietrich

November 9, 2014 at 11:34 PM

Just here again to tell you how funny this is. I just love the title.

Jack Horne

November 9, 2014 at 2:43 PM

lol, couldn't resist reading this one - thanks for the laugh

Richard Lamoureux

October 31, 2014 at 6:35 PM

Poor fellow, it sounds rather fragile.

Robert Johnson

October 22, 2020 at 9:14 PM

Fragile? Or Flacile? :)

Andrea Dietrich

October 26, 2014 at 12:14 PM

Hi, there, Robert. I hope you are having a great day. Thanks for paying me a visit! I have to get to church library, but I think I am caught up on all your work. Let me know if I am not@!