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Below are the all-time best Short Pants poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of short pants poems written by PoetrySoup members

Nudge Nudge Wink Wink

They sit in the long grass
Cuddled up to smooch
She smiles at him sweetly’ saying
You can look but not touch

He looks so dejected 
That’s not what...

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Categories: short pants, funny,
Form: Light Verse

Out of the Grey

I have a grey shirt, grey short pants and grey socks.
The grey school with its grey toilet blocks and grey nuns
made my mother buy them,
which...

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Categories: short pants, poverty,
Form: Free verse

Two Limericks For Tuesday

~ GREEN JELLO ~ 

A fellow from an archipelago
Puts on caps and hats made of green jello
   Doesn't care what you think
 ...

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Categories: short pants, clothes, color, fairy, prayer,
Form: Limerick

Funny Kid's Tinkle Dance

I wanted to wear my best outfit to school
So I went in my closet and stood on a stool
Looking for my socks, I had a...

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Categories: short pants, adventure,
Form: Couplet

When I Was Ten

Now in my decline from a time back then
  I remember the days in a life when I was ten,
when we lived in a...

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Categories: short pants, memory, youth,
Form: Couplet

The First Game of Spring

The first game of spring
It was the first game of the year.
The go lumpducks vs the hot rugcats.
On 1st base for the hot rugcats is:...

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Categories: short pants, baseball, cat, funny, humorous,
Form: Free verse

Oldd the Days

Old are they; those fables
Green they seemed so idle,
murrain of theirs still but
stand.

Odd how all of us prattle
Lads indeed we still are
longing hearty; throstles ...

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Categories: short pants, dedication, journey, life, ,
Form: Ode

Who's Running This Show

So early on a Sunday morn
Our little Boy Blue was born.
Dad nearly blew his hat.

When Blue was born, Dad said with scorn
“On my son, no...

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Categories: short pants, funny, blue,
Form: Tail-rhyme

The World of Illusion

The World Of Illusion 
 
Just Like a bird in a guilded cage we are all
supposed to be free ?  But  are we...

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Categories: short pants, social, society,
Form: Narrative

Turn Hand Make Fashion

The cooking oil ran out
Before the dough began to fry
She took the fishgut out
And broast it empty till it dry
Then making smaller cakes
She potted them...

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Categories: short pants, mother,
Form: Verse

-reflections: Those Pompous Pommey Days-

THE POMPOUS POMMEY WAS GOOD THEN

     AND JUST AS GOOD FOR MAN NOW

     FOR COURTESY AND CHIVALRY...

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Categories: short pants, growing up, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse

Abnormality

Abnormality

God knows I don’t want to be normal
I want to stick out in a crowd
You have everyone look at me
And have them ask, “what in...

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Categories: short pants, life, nonsense, surreal,
Form: Free verse

News Clips - Post Scripts

D. Trump
     we dumped

     Ted Cruz
     you lose

     Cuomo
...

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Categories: short pants, celebrity, fun, funny, word
Form: Footle

Before It Rains

Surely,   it will rain
The rigged erosion site
Will yield up the graves
With the mangled duffers
We must see

I cannot stop the rain
The cast is already...

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Categories: short pants, political
Form: Verse

The Capital Advancement

Wearing a dream like sari colored navy blue
With the lilac lips at a conch shell white in hue
Would come the evening as the curve in...

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Categories: short pants, change, environment, image, symbolism,
Form: Monorhyme