Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Two Limericks For Tuesday

~ GREEN JELLO ~ 

A fellow from an archipelago
Puts on caps and hats made of green jello
   Doesn't care what you think
   His short pants shocking pink
Wears lipstick and rouge too ~ bright hot yellow



     ~ THE TOOTH FAIRY ~

The cutest girl in the monastery
Is planning to become a Tooth Fairy
   She hides teeth in her bra
   Young boys cry "Ooh-la-la"
Saying their prayers eagerly, quite merry

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Arturo Michael January 16, 2020 at 11:26 AM Both are nice...

M. L. Kiser January 15, 2020 at 6:34 AM You're on a roll Gershon; real rib-ticklers! Gershon Wolf January 15, 2020 at 1:11 PM I rolled right off that green pickle (that you commented 'Euuuuuuuuuuu' on) and hats of jello, I guess. Cheers, Gershon

Line Gauthier January 14, 2020 at 8:48 PM Sounds like the type of crowd I like to hang out with. LOL Gershon Wolf January 14, 2020 at 8:49 PM Yeah, absolutely. Me, too. These were based on my two closest friends... ~ Fred Friendly

Sandra Adams January 14, 2020 at 8:37 PM lol... thanks for the evening humor Geshon...it's been a bad week... this made me laugh... :) Gershon Wolf January 14, 2020 at 8:48 PM Glad to hear it, i.e., that these two lims gave you a laugh. Not happy to hear that it's been a rough week. Here's to sunnier days ahead for you! Cheers, Gershon

Ronald D Thompson January 14, 2020 at 4:11 PM Gershon, you certainly have a gift for Limericks. Great fun to read Sir. So good it's a FAVE. Ron :) Gershon Wolf January 14, 2020 at 8:47 PM Whoa! Thanks for the faves on these two little lims, Ron. Best wishes, Gershon