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Two Limericks For Tuesday

~ GREEN JELLO ~ A fellow from an archipelago Puts on caps and hats made of green jello Doesn't care what you think His short pants shocking pink Wears lipstick and rouge too ~ bright hot yellow ~ THE TOOTH FAIRY ~ The cutest girl in the monastery Is planning to become a Tooth Fairy She hides teeth in her bra Young boys cry "Ooh-la-la" Saying their prayers eagerly, quite merry

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Arturo Michael

Date: 1/16/2020 11:26:00 AM

Both are nice...

M. L. Kiser

Date: 1/15/2020 6:34:00 AM

You're on a roll Gershon; real rib-ticklers!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/15/2020 1:11:00 PM

I rolled right off that green pickle (that you commented 'Euuuuuuuuuuu' on) and hats of jello, I guess. Cheers, Gershon

Line Gauthier

Date: 1/14/2020 8:48:00 PM

Sounds like the type of crowd I like to hang out with. LOL

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/14/2020 8:49:00 PM

Yeah, absolutely. Me, too. These were based on my two closest friends... ~ Fred Friendly

Sandra Adams

Date: 1/14/2020 8:37:00 PM

lol... thanks for the evening humor Geshon...it's been a bad week... this made me laugh... :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/14/2020 8:48:00 PM

Glad to hear it, i.e., that these two lims gave you a laugh. Not happy to hear that it's been a rough week. Here's to sunnier days ahead for you! Cheers, Gershon

Ronald D Thompson

Date: 1/14/2020 4:11:00 PM

Gershon, you certainly have a gift for Limericks. Great fun to read Sir. So good it's a FAVE. Ron :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/14/2020 8:47:00 PM

Whoa! Thanks for the faves on these two little lims, Ron. Best wishes, Gershon