Funny Kid's Tinkle Dance

I wanted to wear my best outfit to school So I went in my closet and stood on a stool Looking for my socks, I had a special pair I kept looking, but couldn't find them anywhere Bright ones and dark ones, three in a pack But the ones I wanted , were purple and black I found them, so I didn't wear polkadot or green Wore them with short pants, so that they would be seen Finally when ready I headed for the bus Mom made me late with all of her fuss I ran really fast in hopes I'd catch up Unfortunately tripping, on my little brown pup Down I went with force on both knees It seems I have a kinda clumsy disease I got up and wiped, the dust off my pants and suddenly was doing my gotta tinkle dance So I ran to my neighbor "Please, I gotta go pee!" Mrs. Smith said "sure, down the hall at door three." Past her I ran, by her picture of Flipper Into the bathroom but couldn't open my zipper The rest was embarrassing I hung my head low As the wetness on my pants, started to grow Around me I wrapped, a towel of great size Leaving the bathroom, I couldn't look in her eyes She hugged me and said, "it's an okay thing." "I have the perfect pair, of cool pants to bring." She said they were magic, with a button fly And could only fit a fun little guy! After she let me wash up, I put on the pants She said with them, I wouldn't do the tinkle dance Purple and black with perfect matching socks Boy Mrs. Smith that woman really rocks With my new pants, I made it to the school But before I went, I thanked her for being cool Kindness is special it made things A okay I thought of her, when I went to play A bit of kindness turned my day bright A friend is an angel who makes things allright So in art class I made her a special card Me in my special pants and us both laughing hard!