Abnormality

Abnormality God knows I don’t want to be normal I want to stick out in a crowd You have everyone look at me And have them ask, “what in the hell is that” I never want to wear a suit and tie I want to go out in short pants and a muscle shirt Black in color with a big dragon head on the front I want to go into Macca’s and order a Whopper And drink a forty year old New Coke While eating a whole case of Twinkies I never want to comb my hair or trim my beard I want to wear glasses Elton John would turn down I want to listen to the William Tell Overture With lyrics added from Vanilla Ice Maybe drive the wrong way on the freeway Or hitchhike in the middle of the road God knows I don’t want to be normal I just want to be me With all my quirks and strangeness So accept me for who I am Because I am not going to ever change No matter who or what I will always be the best me I can be