I'M the Man - In Trump's Own Words

I will very very probably do it again
Anyone who knows me and has a brain
Can see that Biden's old and lame
Now's the time to reignite my reign.

MAGA folks love me and want me back
They need our country set on track
For what I have all others lack
Of running stuff they know sweet jack.

As to DeSantimonius, Short Pants Pence and Chippy Cheney
That they'll burn out I'll wage you money
I'm the one that's smart and funny
My golden touch makes all things sunny.

So once these midterms are sown up
I'll squeeze lame Joe just like a bug
Show the world that he's a dud
For I’m the man, I know it in my gut.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Logan Avatar
November 7, 2022 at 9:32 AM
... and some of us know what his words are worth.
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November 7, 2022 at 10:12 AM
LOL...a constant source of amusement.
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