Best Latrine Poems

Trying to get back to some kind of routine
My body's all aching and I need the latrine
System's all screwed
Don't want to be crude
But the contents of my bladder could fill a ravine


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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(L)eatherneck Jugg Butt was detailed to clean the barracks latrine,

(A) humiliatin' prospect for a dedicated United States Marine!

(T)he young jarhead wanted so much to gain Captain Grumpy's affection.

(R)eduction in rank he could face if he failed the captain's urinal inspection!

(I)f he flunked, he could end...

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Trying to get back to some kind of routine
My body's all aching and I need the latrine
System's all screwed
Don't want to be crude
But the contents of my bladder could fill a ravine...

Continue reading...