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Eat the Excrement



Government policies that toilet stink
Presidentially approved 
by a potty-mouth politrician rat-fink

Give the progressive town halls
more executive bathroom stalls
Read the foul language scrawls 
on the Oval Office latrine 
dollar-bill green painted walls
Flush the rank noise
with a few 
smelly issue tissue tweet bawls

That dung aroma gon make your nose blink,
bowel vapors
will have your thoughts vomiting in the sink

Get the voting public 
standing at nausea attention
Prep the ballot masses of breathy dissension
with sound bytes 
of bitter chocolate bung mint,
duly veto sent
Tell ‘em it’s their sworn patriotic duty
to greedily eat the excrement

Taste the butt-hole flavor
of nasty worded inhalation torment
Truth got swallowed whole ... intestinal sold
Filthy lucre lips
do love the ruble con savor

Condition the brownie-nose party bound chumps
to double dip the cow chips
into the raw sewage salsa with the brown lumps

Be stricken by the loose tongue, 
back-end diet
of diarrhea verbose crying
A cheeky butt buffet ... 
odious motives with odoriferous intent
Buy the all-you-can-eat lying,
go feast on the swirling fear excrement

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 12/15/2019 12:51:00 PM
Hey, hey, Freddie! Excrement was just selected as 'Flavor of the Month' in Washington D.C! LOL. What's ahead? ~ Execrable orders will be replacing Executive Orders, no doubt! Keep that pen sharp, O Voice of America! Thanks, Gershon
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Date: 6/21/2018 4:22:00 PM
This is the last straw... no voting is necessary...
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