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Eat the Excrement

Government policies that toilet stink Presidentially approved by a potty-mouth politrician rat-fink Give the progressive town halls more executive bathroom stalls Read the foul language scrawls on the Oval Office latrine dollar-bill green painted walls Flush the rank noise with a few smelly issue tissue tweet bawls That dung aroma gon make your nose blink, bowel vapors will have your thoughts vomiting in the sink Get the voting public standing at nausea attention Prep the ballot masses of breathy dissension with sound bytes of bitter chocolate bung mint, duly veto sent Tell ‘em it’s their sworn patriotic duty to greedily eat the excrement Taste the butt-hole flavor of nasty worded inhalation torment Truth got swallowed whole ... intestinal sold Filthy lucre lips do love the ruble con savor Condition the brownie-nose party bound chumps to double dip the cow chips into the raw sewage salsa with the brown lumps Be stricken by the loose tongue, back-end diet of diarrhea verbose crying A cheeky butt buffet ... odious motives with odoriferous intent Buy the all-you-can-eat lying, go feast on the swirling fear excrement

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 12/15/2019 12:51:00 PM
Hey, hey, Freddie! Excrement was just selected as 'Flavor of the Month' in Washington D.C! LOL. What's ahead? ~ Execrable orders will be replacing Executive Orders, no doubt! Keep that pen sharp, O Voice of America! Thanks, Gershon
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Date: 6/21/2018 4:22:00 PM
This is the last straw... no voting is necessary...
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