Domestic-Clean Vaccine
Ladies - Gents, hear this that I may increase your leisure benefits!
All who have labored for cleanliness, for a spic and span to savor,
please allow me now to do you the most ginormous of favors …
Sweep, vacuum, scrub, dust, mop … have those acts ever pissed you off?
Cleaning is tough, especially rough ‘cause results don’t last long enough.
I see from your faces, you know what I mean - allow me to paint a scene:
Your kitchen floor has not one speck, not a smudge or spot nub to detect,
and it is, oh, so sweet walking that floor in your bare feet - - -
then SUDDENLY a duty is stuck to your foot, some wretched crumb of vagrant soot, a speck intruder you would gladly, madly shoot!
Well, lean in close for I can transpose the major bummer of gross into …
rewarding, fulfilling, long lasting domestic prose!
This can, this light weight can and its sprayed, domestic changing dose
keeps rooms as pristine as when newly, fully cleaned, YES, from den
to latrine to hall, it guards clean in all, even door frames and walls!!
Just spray, walk away, and this anti-dirt, clean hold vaccine, THIS spray,
right here, in my hand will, I vow, grant you a whopping wow; allow
this month-long guard warrior to protect your clean, EVEN toilet bowls
will maintain their sheen, EVEN toothpaste spit in haste – just forget it
'cause this spray, available this day with many ways to pay, won’t quit it!
Just $9 a can, NO point ninety-nine that no one understands.
... CayCay
March 10, 2018
Copyright © Caycay Jennings | Year Posted 2018
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