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An explorer called Nicholas Bean
Used a jungle path for a latrine
He started to pee
Got stung by a bee
His poor wotsit swelled up with gangrene.

The natives said you need a vaccine
Their witch doctor arrived on the scene
With some healing plants
Said “drop down your pants”
Too late it had already turned green.




Both limericks 9/9/5/5/9.



Written 15th March 2019

For green humour contest

Sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 3/20/2019 1:48:00 AM
Great humour Tom. Two great limericks.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/20/2019 2:36:00 AM
Thank you Victor. Tom.
Date: 3/19/2019 5:04:00 PM
wow, this green poem is AWESOME with humor!! I bet it scores high.
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Date: 3/20/2019 2:35:00 AM
Thanks very much Andrea, glad you enjoyed. Tom.
Date: 3/18/2019 6:56:00 PM
G'day Tom … where was the drop off point? A goody Mate - Lindsay
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Date: 3/19/2019 1:25:00 PM
Thanks Lindsay, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom.
Date: 3/16/2019 7:06:00 PM
Yikes ! The most painful limerick I've ever seen! Well written
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Date: 3/17/2019 2:07:00 AM
Haha, thanks Timothy, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.
Date: 3/16/2019 5:00:00 AM
You are the... Bee-thoven of Limericks! So funny! Much enjoyed my friend! Stll laughing!
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Date: 3/16/2019 6:46:00 AM
Thank you Demetrios, happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom.
Date: 3/15/2019 1:38:00 PM
Lol! Tom, This is hilarious! I laughed out from the content and photo. Well done! I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/15/2019 2:20:00 PM
Thank you Alexis, happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom.
Date: 3/15/2019 9:49:00 AM
Funny for everyone... EXCEPT Nicholas obviously. Well done, Tom.
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Date: 3/15/2019 11:32:00 AM
Thanks Line, happy you liked it. Tom.
Date: 3/15/2019 9:46:00 AM
Ouch! Smiling...good job. BG
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/15/2019 11:30:00 AM
Thanks Barbara, glad you enjoyed it. Tom.
Date: 3/15/2019 8:04:00 AM
Poor Nicholas Bean! You made it on both counts: green and humor..well done, Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/15/2019 8:10:00 AM
Thank you Vijay, glad you liked it. Tom
Date: 3/15/2019 7:53:00 AM
Heh, heh, heh, heh ;D oh, you too funny Tom. I love it! A winner for me! Good luck in the contest my friend. xomo
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/15/2019 8:08:00 AM
Thanks Maureen , glad you enjoyed it. Tom.
Date: 3/15/2019 7:49:00 AM
hilariarse Tom:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 3/15/2019 8:07:00 AM
Thank you Jan, better think of something else next time , my last one was about a lost member lol.