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Premium Member Ode To a Diaphragm
WHERE HAVE ALL THE OLD DIAPHRAGMS GONE
THEY ONCE WERE THE THING
IN THEIR FAUX PEARL CASE
LIKE A JACK IN THE BOX 
WHEN THEY POP OPEN IN SPACE 

HAVE THEY BEEN BURNED OUT FROM USE
OR HAVE THEY JUST DISAPPEARED   
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
BECAUSE OF THE PILL
WHICH...

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Categories: diaphragm, funny, culture, technology,
Form: Blank verse
Diaphragm Do Cram
Diaphragm Do Cram

So it would not become some sexual scam,
I did delicately deposit a dainty diaphragm,
Pressure it exerts,
And always hurts,
And not only that deeply did have to cram.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: diaphragm, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things