Little Jack Marty Passing the Gas

Little Jack Marty He was a smarty Sitting in his second grade online class He developed an urge to pass some gas When it came out of Little Marty’s shell It had that pumping smell Hearing the tiger roar as it ripped out the young boy’s door Watching his computer screen he saw Abigail studying to be a teen Queen Crossing the street The smell did travel tangy and sweet It went under the door without a word Stairs it crept Past the room where last night Abigail slept As the aroma approached Little Jack Marty watched Abigail and said, “She is toast” Taking a whiff Abigail straightened up very stiff Her eyes bulged and face turned green with a tinge of white Due to the smell that was airy and light Typing away Little Jack Marty did say, “You have been visited by the toot toot fairy” In which she replied, “Oh you are so scary” “Little Jack Marty did you cut the cheese?” “I am alone in my room and I do as I please.” He typed back about the environmental attack Suddenly the teacher popped on the screen looking stern and mean “What are you two doing anything to do with schooling?” The teacher did ask with no need for a cut the cheese mask. Looking into the camera Little Jack Marty said that he was sorry, “Yes, I cut the cheese then disturbed the peace, I will now be quiet and will not start a panic riot, carry on with the online class while I hold my gas.” Smiling the teacher was impressed When Little Jack Marty confessed About his too tee That was a beauty