Best Chappie Poems

Happy Chappie had a lightbulb brain wave
Thinking his idea some time he would save
Usually when he went out and about
He forgot his way back without...

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Eighty two years young, but still a trooper,
pen writes daily, he's an evergreen souper.
Behold the limerick king and his wisdom,
providing laughs from his humorous kingdom.

Five...

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There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I...

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Nervous, anxious, praying
my love I express.
Girlfriend blubbers saying 
I’ll marry you - yes!

Parents very happy
we are getting wed,
Bridegroom joyful chappie
banns need to be read!

Joyful girlfriend...

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A hive of activity, twenty four hours,
The centre was where they controlled,
All the technicians, in all of our vans,
Delivering the service we sold.

But in the...

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Kindheartedness

Ellen had a lot of experience in washing nappies, six bairns in less than eight years. William 
Chapman had a lot to answer for. Everyone...

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Once knew a chappie named Antonio
From his bum, brownish flowers did grow
A delightful appearance
Sold them for a pittance
Saved some to set his love's heart aglow


©...

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I sit on this park bench rain pouring down,

people hurrying by, with umbrellas up

going to and from the shops in town,

sitting here with my dog,...

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chatty 
fatty

happy
chappie

jelly
belly 

caring 
sharing

funny
fella 


comp entry 24102016 1st go at footle...

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An extraordinary winter we're having up here
A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years
As a young chappie in Montreal
My happy days as a neanderthal
Snowed for...

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The hours tick by before my eyes,
As I lay tucked up, in my bed.
Even Bo peeps sheep have now returned,
And still the lack of Zzz’s.

Pounding...

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THIS LADY AND ME

This lady and me,
In this place
We would still be strangers,
If it had not happened
For when this lady had sat down;
Next to me...

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Down the docks beside the bay
There lives a very jolly fisherman 
He wears a hat and long red boots
And loves his boat ‘The Mary-Ann’

He lifts...

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This is a story about Barry Hunt
Who tried to pull off a remarkable stunt
He tried a bungee-jump without using a rope
He then fell to the...

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subtle 
footle

perfect
reject

subtle 
footle

magic
tragic

subtle 
footle

be two
me you

subtle 
footle

be one
have fun

subtle 
footle

be three
we'll see

subtle 
footle

fake heart
let's part

subtle 
footle

sadly
badly

subtle 
footle

alone
at home

subtle 
footle

really
sorry

subtle 
footle

want thee
honey

subtle 
footle

desire
on fire

subtle 
footle

madly
gladly

subtle 
footle

happy
chappie

subtle...

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