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My Neanderthal Youth

An extraordinary winter we're having up here A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years As a young chappie in Montreal My happy days as a neanderthal Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear

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Silent One

Date: 2/4/2018 3:18:00 PM

FArting has nothing to do with old age lol.. My neice is two and is always farting lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2018 3:25:00 PM

But is certainly gets more violent!!!! Imagine she matures!!!!! Deadly!

Silent One

Date: 2/4/2018 11:16:00 AM

OMG they say its gonna snow, Canadian winds this way gonna blow. Oh Jack please stop farting, You don't know what ya starting. You've changed the whole global status quo!

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2018 2:30:00 PM

Tried controlling them but got dizzy and I emitted a foul smell when I spoke!!! Friends kept keeling over!!!!!!

Silent One

Date: 2/4/2018 11:12:00 AM

I heard it is snowing over here this week and it is coming from over there.. Stop farting Jack, its affecting global warming!!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2018 2:28:00 PM

That's coz we don't want it! Had it up to our old ying yangs!!! You don't mind do you??? About the farting, it' comes with age but I'm taking it to a new level as with everything!!! LOL

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 2/4/2018 7:56:00 AM

So you were a knuckle dragger//with plenty of grit and swagger//way back then//when snow didn't end//and the world didn't have Mick Jagger? GOOD MORNING NEANDERTHAL JACK!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2018 2:24:00 PM

Can't even begin to tell you the pile of snow we got... but with this non existent global warming (trumped) it's only a phase eh!!! LOL GOOD AFTERNOON JOHN JOHN!!!!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/4/2018 6:27:00 AM

Nice title and what a weather report! Herw in Georgia - lotsa rain, more snow then any other year I’ve lived here, and yeah, more rain and perhaps sleet!

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2018 7:19:00 AM

Who said climate change wasn't real??? LOL Aw well spring is closer each day!!! Love, Happy Jack xoxox

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/4/2018 6:06:00 AM

And so bold Jack I must ask of you / when you were snowed in what did you do ? / did you have a few tots until you were silly / or did did you have fun with a young filly / I'd say that the latter is true. Sorry Jack, couldn't resist had this image of you stuck up in the hills with ten feet of snow. Regards Tom

Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2018 6:19:00 AM

LOL Not far off the truth! Sadly the part about being having fun with a young filly... NO! stuck in the house with my seven older sisters!!! YUK!