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My Neanderthal Youth

An extraordinary winter we're having up here
A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years
As a young chappie in Montreal
My happy days as a neanderthal
Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear

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Silent One

February 4, 2018 at 3:18 PM

FArting has nothing to do with old age lol.. My neice is two and is always farting lol

Jack Ellison

February 4, 2018 at 3:25 PM

But is certainly gets more violent!!!! Imagine she matures!!!!! Deadly!

Silent One

February 4, 2018 at 11:16 AM

OMG they say its gonna snow, Canadian winds this way gonna blow. Oh Jack please stop farting, You don't know what ya starting. You've changed the whole global status quo!

Jack Ellison

February 4, 2018 at 2:30 PM

Tried controlling them but got dizzy and I emitted a foul smell when I spoke!!! Friends kept keeling over!!!!!!

Silent One

February 4, 2018 at 11:12 AM

I heard it is snowing over here this week and it is coming from over there.. Stop farting Jack, its affecting global warming!!!!

Jack Ellison

February 4, 2018 at 2:28 PM

That's coz we don't want it! Had it up to our old ying yangs!!! You don't mind do you??? About the farting, it' comes with age but I'm taking it to a new level as with everything!!! LOL

Lim'Rik Flats

February 4, 2018 at 7:56 AM

So you were a knuckle dragger//with plenty of grit and swagger//way back then//when snow didn't end//and the world didn't have Mick Jagger? GOOD MORNING NEANDERTHAL JACK!!!

Jack Ellison

February 4, 2018 at 2:24 PM

Can't even begin to tell you the pile of snow we got... but with this non existent global warming (trumped) it's only a phase eh!!! LOL GOOD AFTERNOON JOHN JOHN!!!!

Tom Cunningham

February 4, 2018 at 6:06 AM

And so bold Jack I must ask of you / when you were snowed in what did you do ? / did you have a few tots until you were silly / or did did you have fun with a young filly / I'd say that the latter is true. Sorry Jack, couldn't resist had this image of you stuck up in the hills with ten feet of snow. Regards Tom

Jack Ellison

February 4, 2018 at 6:19 AM

LOL Not far off the truth! Sadly the part about being having fun with a young filly... NO! stuck in the house with my seven older sisters!!! YUK!

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