Best Cass Poems

I once had a donkey named Cass
Who ate sour oats with his lass
The carriage they towed
One day would explode!
When both of the asses passed gas...

Read more of this work...

Gemini met Cancer on a summer day
She quite frankly took his breath away
He thought things were done in male or pink
She showed him another way...

Read more of this work...

//Bang bang//
//nothing but the blood of your homie is going through your mind//
//That's fine nothing but the blood of Jesus is going through mine// 
//this...

Read more of this work...

David slings a rock
Cop holsters a glock, Lizzie Borden packs an axe
Mac he packs the knife, Billy battles with a club, Tommy’s gun is a...

Read more of this work...

Hungry for munchies, on his way to the lunchroom, 
a rambunctious, persnickety,“fuss-budget”, elderly
jittery, fidgety, geezer, named Cassidy…
whose questionable dexterity, aghast by a massive sneeze,
teeter-tottered precariously....

Read more of this work...

“The New York Times” was this group’s original name.
Within two years, they were garnering fame.
Two women and three men sang in wonderful harmony
in clubs around...

Read more of this work...

Extra weight no longer a problem for shallow water, 
We bulked up for the next leg of our journey, 
Water containers, even some canned goods
An...

Read more of this work...

'Camp Chippewa, ' its tennis and rifle range, X-Class sailing, 
And classic 'Old Town' canvas covered wooden canoes, 
Not the low-class aluminum canoes of a...

Read more of this work...

When I was growing up, my Dad
had some quaint old fashioned notions
of what a good girl should or shouldn’t do.
I didn’t want to make him...

Read more of this work...

There was a lady named Cass
Who on her deathbed passed gas
Respecting the dead
All stayed close to the bed
Hoping it would be her last...

Read more of this work...

From a flowing brook,
with soft blades of grass.
I see an unfamiliar mass.
I look deeper in the cass.
It appears to be my task.
To awaken this tiny...

Read more of this work...

The late Canadian singer Denny Doherty
led three others in a popular melody.
"Monday, Monday" went high up the music charts.
This catchy tune won many sixties hearts.
When...

Read more of this work...

There once was a donkey named Cass
Who gobbled his oats with his lass
The carriage they towed
One day would explode
When both of the asses passed gas


For...

Read more of this work...

Rock Stars who died at age 27 and the eerie coincidence that gave rise to some 
 
Jimi Hendrix-Played electric guitar with his teeth and...

Read more of this work...

We all had homemade dresses for prom; well, nearly all of us.
This was back in 1970 while black and white Viet Nam War photos were...

Read more of this work...