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Bill Dyer Here lies the crisp remains of Chef Bill Dyer Tumbled head first into a deep fat fryer. Carlos De Rava The statue on this grave is of Carlos De Rava Fell in taking pictures of fast flowing lava. Alfred. J. Clark Buried in this grave is the left foot of Alfred. J. Clark It was all they could find when they cut open a shark. Joe In this grave lies poor Joe who was very short sighted Stick of dynamite instead of a cigar was what he ignited. David. T. Murrey In this crypt is just the head of David. T. Murrey No one attended his funeral because he had no-body. Jonathan Cass The mirth you can hear in this grave is of Jonathan Cass Was smoking a cigarette whilst making laughing gas. Written on 20th November 2022

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Date: 11/24/2022 7:28:00 PM
We all got to go one way are another can't escape it , I would hate to die and nothing be wrong with me,. Love your humor and creativity in this
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Date: 11/24/2022 9:51:00 PM
Thank you very much Stephan glad you enjoyed the humour. You're right though, nobody gets out alive, might as well laugh in the grim reapers face. Tom
Date: 11/23/2022 12:09:00 PM
So clever, Tom. Merv Griffin's: I will not be back right after the message" ! Janice
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Date: 11/23/2022 12:55:00 PM
Thank you very much Janice, lol another gem. Tom
Date: 11/23/2022 8:34:00 AM
LOL Tom. Very clever. I got some chuckles out of this one. My uncle used to visit old cemeteries and take pictures of humorous headstones. Wish I still had them!
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Date: 11/23/2022 8:52:00 AM
Thank you very much Linda, we've all got to go so might as well laugh in the grim reapers face lol. Tom
Date: 11/21/2022 3:07:00 PM
Tombstone in Virginia City reads: Here lies the body of Lester More, shot with two bullets from a 44, no less--no more! Always like your stuff, Tom. Robert
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Date: 11/21/2022 11:53:00 PM
Thank you Robert, poor old Lester. Lol. I'm happy that you enjoyed the humour. Tom
Date: 11/21/2022 12:29:00 AM
These are too funny. Worth rereading many times. Might make myself smile.
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Date: 11/21/2022 11:52:00 PM
Thank you very much Victor, im happy they gave you a smile. Tom
Date: 11/21/2022 12:23:00 AM
You are so great at this, Tom you ccrack me up. Thank you so much Pangie
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Date: 11/21/2022 11:51:00 PM
Thank you very much Pangie, we can't escape it so might as well try and inject a bit of humour into it. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 11:13:00 PM
Hahaha, oh my, always make sure the cigar is not die-no-might!! This was fun, my kids and I had fun writing funny epitaphs a few years ago, yours are really funny!!
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Date: 11/20/2022 11:25:00 PM
Thank you very much BJ, I've got mine planned already, Here lies Tom who permanently snores, it was his way of getting out of the chores lol. Glad you enjoyed them. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 8:08:00 PM
The first two epitaphs -- ultra magnificent, methinks, Tom! Huzzah! Thanks for the laughs. Keep smiling, Gershon
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Date: 11/20/2022 9:54:00 PM
Thank you Gershon, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. This is my way of saying up yours grim reaper lol. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 7:27:00 PM
Lol.............. ! Great ones ! Just think of David Murray..... Imagine him lying in the coffin just as a head without a body !!
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Date: 11/20/2022 9:52:00 PM
Thank you very much Valsa, a bit of humour, even dark doesn't go amiss. It will get us all so might as well laugh about it. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 6:05:00 PM
WoW Tom. Nicely done. Talk about dark humor. lol God Bless, JB
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Date: 11/20/2022 9:50:00 PM
Thank you very much Judy, a bit darker than what I normally write, seeing that picture inspired me. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 2:37:00 PM
Enjoyed reading Tom! Nothing has the potential to lift one's spirits quite like a stroll through the graveyard. I hope your weekend went well
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Date: 11/20/2022 2:39:00 PM
Thank you very much Lasaad, glad you enjoyed them, had a lovely weekend and hope you did too. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 1:03:00 PM
these are all hilarious, tom! a job well done! thanks for the grins...
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Date: 11/20/2022 1:50:00 PM
Thank you very much Ilene, I'm happy that you enjoyed them. Hope your weekend is going well. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 11:39:00 AM
Enjoyed! Nothing like a walk through the cemetery to brighten one's day! Aloha!
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Date: 11/20/2022 11:46:00 AM
Lol, thanks Rico, I find them peaceful, only in daylight though. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 11:19:00 AM
Hahaha!! I love your creative string of witty epitaphs especially the one about Joe.. an unfortunate Mr. Magoo! Warmest wishes, my friend.. ~Susan
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Date: 11/20/2022 11:22:00 AM
Thank you very much Susan, im happy that you enjoyed the humour, hope you are keeping well. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 9:45:00 AM
Congratulation, Tom for succeeding to turn these tragic events into amusing situations. Once, as I was walking through the main cemetery of Montreal in Canada, I saw a tomb with this inscription! Needless to say that I burst out laughing. May they R.I.P. Be blessed!
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Date: 11/20/2022 11:15:00 AM
Lol thanks Demetrios when I saw that tombstone I wondered if it was just a joke but you've told me otherwise. Might use it on mine, not too soon of course. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 9:02:00 AM
The smiling face you can't see is the ghost of Jenna Logan... She passed away laughing at each tombstone slogan. Your sense of humor kills me, Tom!!!
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Date: 11/20/2022 11:12:00 AM
Thank you very much Jenna, bit dark for some but no one escapes it so might as well laugh at death in the face. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 8:58:00 AM
Superb, Tom. I loved them!
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Date: 11/20/2022 11:10:00 AM
Thank you very much Milton, I thought you'd enjoy these. One came into my head today so I just kept going. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 8:10:00 AM
May they RIP. Clever write, Tom.
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Date: 11/20/2022 11:08:00 AM
Thank you very much Vijay, glad you enjoyed them. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 7:57:00 AM
Tom that tomb stone made me laugh!! Very witty write! Debx
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Date: 11/20/2022 11:07:00 AM
Thank you very much Deb, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour, bit on the dark side lol. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 7:30:00 AM
Very creative. Well done Tom! :)
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Date: 11/20/2022 7:37:00 AM
Thank you very much Heidi, none of us will get out of this alive lol Hope you're enjoying your weekend. Tom
Date: 11/20/2022 6:19:00 AM
- ... wooow ... absurd situations, Tom :))) - hugs
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Date: 11/20/2022 7:35:00 AM
Thank you Anne, you'd be amazed at what some folks put on their gravestones, they're laughing at death in the face.. Tom