Lunchtime At the Nursing Home

Hungry for munchies, on his way to the lunchroom, a rambunctious, persnickety,“fuss-budget”, elderly jittery, fidgety, geezer, named Cassidy… whose questionable dexterity, aghast by a massive sneeze, teeter-tottered precariously. at the edge of the thingamajig, ...jigging one way, jagging the other! Minding his own beeswax, without any rigmarole, topsy-turvy on his feet, he reached for the balustrade, became quite flabbergasted, and very discombobulated when the doohickey provided for his ambidextrous aid jiggled free from its screws, and found him footloose! It seemed the doo-dad, put there by some nitpicking pipsqueak, some flat-footed, hooligan, who knew diddly-squat, who obviously, recklessly, constructed a railing, only worthy for failing! Such foolhardy shenanigans! Was it some practical joke to lambaste aged codgers, eliminate lodgers, and boondoggle the old folks? Cass, was an old rabble-rouser, considered a blabbermouth, was thrown off his epicenter, while his cane went a'sailing, appendages flailing Onlookers, were outraged, ....in stage of amazement but laughs grew contagious, and cock-eyed hilarious! Those carpetbagger carbuncles of society….can’t stop this old fogy Cass, brushed off his hinny, would not be blind-sighted.. Barbaric bedevilment, won’t halt his felicity! Some even predicted, with his acid tongue lashings, and his eccentric behavior, he would stir up entanglement, kibosh the haranguers and strangle the caboodles, who hooted and hollered! His face turned beet red, but no meltdown,......instead He held his chin high to the dining room, ahead....he ordered French bread Ordered some bouillabaisse, toasted with balderdash and a shot of rye He dined with the multitudes, ordered some strudel, and one snicker-doodle Then he told folks a riddle, "There was a man with a cane, who slipped on a noodle, a handrail came loose, he injured his caboose….and cooked his goose!" .....................................................