Barf Poems - Poems about Barf

...How many times have we met? I don't have thick skin if I were to come under the needle of a vet; barf would linger on clothes that aren't yet washed down by the hose of a zoo attendant. The s......

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...I used to slit my arms open like I was peeling fruit—careful, slow, watching the skin give way like wet paper. The box cutter blade was dull, sticky from God knows what—maybe dried glue, maybe someon......

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...Blue Cheese and Old Pickles Poetry Contest Craig Cornish A dish of disappointment mocks the kitchen chef two anomalies sitting on his cutting board all in their glory, dumbfounded ... and una......

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...Here, at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Poetrysoup is on the menu! And to save our sacred website, perhaps the world ... We must entertain and enter vague conspicuous contests ......

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...I still have a splinter from fall. From climbing a tree that was tall. Seeing mittens or a scarf. Makes me want to barf. When winter makes an appearance. It should make sense. I just wi......

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...Don’t knead, bleed, and feed. Don’t sneeze in the breeze. Don’t ooze in the booze. Don’t go with the flow. Don’t scoff at a cough. Don’t sleep and weep. Don’t hug with a bug. Don’t sob with a ......

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...Hanging out at Santa Monica Pier, wining in dixie cups, dancing in the sand. Chants of drink…drink…drink. I took no time to think…think…think. I wake up with a cacophonous surf, unlike the gen......

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...SOME NECK There was a big and small giraffe They were always up for a laugh Following spurious dietary wishes Ate up all the zookeeper’s dishes So much food, it made them barf ......

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...Helen had a teddy bear’s hat of blue She had a teddy bear’s scarf I bet her underwear is full of bears too Said an uncouth guy name of Barf I have regular white panties today She said primly ......

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...Dream state yields deep sleep personifications Upon lying supine - eye shutter lids into the land of Wynken, Blynken, and Nod, where the sandman beckons and bids dead to the webbed wide world, ......

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...server pierced eyebrow barf......

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...There once was a cowboy from Nevada. He wore a barf bag as a bandana. When he rode on his horse, his sickness grew worse, and his intestines flared with melena.......

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...There's an eatery here in my hometown I'd heard about, That features exotic wild animal fare so I thought I'd check it out! I perused the menu and here are a few examples of its bizarre cuisine: S......

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...Byron didn't wait for me. Across the hall Becky tried not to look. Chalk was everywhere. Knuckles was already suspended. Trailing the varsity jackets I Oscillated between chic and irreverent. S......

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...The jokes here about leaders show How uniformed we truly are. Some supernatural......sinless, poets living up with the twinkling stars? Are you kidding me?? What planet do you live on? The ......

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