Barf Poems - Poems about Barf

...SOME NECK There was a big and small giraffe They were always up for a laugh Following spurious dietary wishes Ate up all the zookeeper’s dishes So much food, it made them barf ......Read the rest...

...Helen had a teddy bear’s hat of blue She had a teddy bear’s scarf I bet her underwear is full of bears too Said an uncouth guy name of Barf I have regular white panties today She said primly ......Read the rest...

...Dream state yields deep sleep personifications Upon lying supine - eye shutter lids into the land of Wynken, Blynken, and Nod, where the sandman beckons and bids dead to the webbed wide world, ......Read the rest...

...The True Gothic Tale Unending of Manifold Monsters Doomed "The biological rarity captivates each freak of nature." -- the Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore * * * The creep......Read the rest...

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...There once was a cowboy from Nevada. He wore a barf bag as a bandana. When he rode on his horse, his sickness grew worse, and his intestines flared with melena.......Read the rest...

...There's an eatery here in my hometown I'd heard about, That features exotic wild animal fare so I thought I'd check it out! I perused the menu and here are a few examples of its bizarre cuisine: S......Read the rest...

...Byron didn't wait for me. Across the hall Becky tried not to look. Chalk was everywhere. Knuckles was already suspended. Trailing the varsity jackets I Oscillated between chic and irreverent. S......Read the rest...

...The jokes here about leaders show How uniformed we truly are. Some supernatural......sinless, poets living up with the twinkling stars? Are you kidding me?? What planet do you live on? The ......Read the rest...

...Think I need a boyfriend... Ain’t to old for that A husband would be stressful At the age I’m at. A boyfriend would be adequate For my wants and needs I do not want a toy boy Though a boyfr......Read the rest...

...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......Read the rest...

... Why are parents so mean, when I won't eat anything green? No broccoli, brussels sprouts, green beans, or green grapes, these will always stay on my plate. So, here I sit watching the gree......Read the rest...

...Remember the children’s book, “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”? Well, yesterday was mine. Started off okay, got up late, Got our breakfasts, dressed, made the beds......Read the rest...

...Social Grace-less Gladys is right in my face. I am glad to be wearing a mask because she usually spits in my mouth As she talks, She has never given a bit of distance. I am sure social distancing......Read the rest...

...[In UK English, Bath sounds like Barf not Baff, Laugh is Larf, not Laff etc. Apologies if the rhyme fails in other locales] Don’t pull the plug out when you’re sitting in the bath If you do t......Read the rest...