Best Barf Poems

Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today

It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed...

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Am I vomiting?
Or do I throw down instead of up.
Singing with a sudden frown,
In barf upon a promised gown.

I wore it to prom as a...

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Your mama said my mama
was blacker than burnt white toast
My daddy said your daddy
was a vanilla, rice cake loving Oriole
Your brother said my brother
was a...

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AIR TRAVEL

When travelling by air, the first thing that you do,
Is gather all your stuff and pack your bags,
And especially when you travel by plane,
Make...

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Aatish-e-junoon ki chingaari ho, beqaraar dil ka sukoon bhi
Androoni sard ki thandak ho, barf ko pighlaati maum bhi

Shab ki adhoori khwaab ho, sehar ka mukammal...

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I can tolerate most any grub that is placed upon my plate,
Though I must be somewhat selective so as to control my weight!
I love a...

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8 mile Road

Date: Mon, Dec 21 2015 at 1:50 AM

I hear the train coming
An I'm chasing the train humming
I see the smoke puffing
I see the...

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Meat and Taters

I savor meat and taters but tofu and sushi make me barf!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Entry for Andrea Dietrich's "Food And Our...

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Kal raat chandani thi,  mousam mein nami thi
halki si woh barsaat or barf jami thi
Per raas na aya azhar woh nazara
Mai tha, meri tanhaayi,...

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The Grand Canyon_what a sight
Aerial view a delight
Six passenger plane
Over the canyon strains
Into barf bag said Last Rites  

Inspired by Carolyn Devonshire's contest about...

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Take a pound of beef liver

   Shake it in flour

      Chop up one fair sized onion

  ...

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Oh Mom, Oh Dad, Oh please, please, please,
I'm asking you on bended knees
To think of me when you decide
We all must visit Uncle Clyde.

I'm OK...

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entry for offensive odor contest - everyone knew one of these kids. enjoy



There is always that one kid in all middle schools.
Who is unaware of...

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when I heard 
Miss Piggy laugh,
on those days ?
I would be OK 
between the oceans
of pain, we had paddled
to meet 


plastic bags of magic
hanging from...

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the apple tree greed 
the apple tree greed 

he has an apple a green apple 
he is the only person in this room 
with a...

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