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I'M No Longer Feeling Fruity

My apple contained half a worm
This really made my tummy churn
I’d devoured one half
It sure made me barf
In future an apple I’ll spurn

FICTIONAL WRITE

03/09/21

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2021

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Line Gauthier Date: 3/15/2021 6:54:00 PM lol ~ pretty cute Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 3/12/2021 7:02:00 AM Or cut it up to make sure there is no surprise! Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 3/11/2021 12:36:00 PM LOL, yes, finding half a maggot's worse than finding a whole maggot! Had a chuckle at this - Whisky M would have just gone on munching Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/10/2021 5:35:00 PM very funny but as usual it's so odd for me how you guys rhyme half with barf!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2021 11:39:00 AM I have found out another word that has such a different meaning to the Brits, must make a poem from it lol:-) Yes we do have great difference in our pronunciation of certain words:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 3/10/2021 10:51:00 AM It happened to me enough times to caution my children to take shallow bites! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2021 11:38:00 AM so glad its never happened to me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 3/10/2021 9:22:00 AM Lol...don't let one bad apple spoil all the others! In some countries you don't get worms for free; you pay for them:) Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2021 11:37:00 AM lol:-) would be worst if a vegetarian ate it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 3/10/2021 7:36:00 AM indeed....the answer to the proverbial question "what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?".....((finding HALF a worm in your apple)) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2021 11:36:00 AM definitely John lol:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 3/9/2021 11:18:00 PM Better check your greengrocer. Never happened to me though. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2021 11:35:00 AM thankfully its a fiction story:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 3/9/2021 9:43:00 PM :) enjoyed with a tickle. Hugs Eve Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/11/2021 11:35:00 AM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner Date: 3/9/2021 8:23:00 PM Well it's a little extra protein, (but I'm glad I didn't get that apple) Thanks for the grin :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2021 4:46:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 3/9/2021 4:32:00 PM Hello Jan … happened to me once with a spring onion and slug. The slug needed a bit of paper - memory Jan; thanks - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2021 4:41:00 PM oh no lol:-) hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/9/2021 3:05:00 PM I’m glad it’s fictional. How sad life would be without apples or Apple pie. Hugs Rick. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2021 4:40:00 PM we try and have an apple every night:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 3/9/2021 2:43:00 PM a fun poem, jan, but i think i'd freak out if that ever really happened! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2021 4:39:00 PM me too:-( hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood Date: 3/9/2021 2:40:00 PM Ha ha, Jan. when I was at school we had a joke.., ‘What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?’ Answer? ‘Finding half a worm.’ You’ve lived the dream, er, joke. Terry Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2021 4:39:00 PM I also knew the joke lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 3/9/2021 2:14:00 PM It would be enough to put you off for life, hope you weren't charged extra for the meat lol. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2021 4:38:00 PM hahaha:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 3/9/2021 1:07:00 PM Lol! Jan, Can't you just magine it? All I can say to that is Yuck! I enjoyed the read. Have a great day:-)Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2021 4:38:00 PM It would put me off for life lol:-) hugs jan xx